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Ryan Frizzell                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            
plays guitar and sings
   sells bricks
   needs to borrow a smoke
   loves Dillinger Four
   has a hard hat in the trunk of his car
   strangely, does not like beer
   is looking to become a slum lord
   owns pretty much all of our gear
   had a bad Southern Comfort experience
   thinks Ryan Walker should go back to school
   has been known to drink coolers
   has a phobia of plunging off a bridge
   is hungover
   wants to see the Expos before they fold
   aliases: R.F, City Ryan, Frizzell

James Robertson
sings and plays bass
   is always in school
   sometimes teaches grade seven
   never has any money
   needs to buy bass strings
   plays too much chess and not enough scrabble
   is always bitching about something
   loves Leatherface
   thinks Ryan Walker should go back to school
   loves the Detroit Tigers
   needs to buy a new amp
   needs you to "cash that cheque next week if possible"
   had a bad Southern Comfort experience
   never answers the phone
   is strangely simultaneously very busy and very lazy
   alias: Goose
Ryan Walker
drums and sings
   lives in the dreaded Valley
   needs to move to the city
   slings groceries to members of the Air Force
   loves Alkaline Trio to an unhealthy degree
   has a not-so-secret drinking "habit"
   decreases our all-important "punkness" by wearing a Blink-182 shirt in the adjacent photo
   has to work
   can never make practice
   drinks Olands beer
   probably had a bad Southern Comfort experience
    is left-handed
   regularly sees weird religious iconography in the Valley
   drops his sticks when loaded
   thinks "we need more guitars on that shit"
   aliases: R.P., Valley Ryan, Ryan W.K.

Dave Brown
drums when Ryan Walker can't make it
   pours booze for wedding guests and drunken union members
   is not as psychotic as he looks in this photo
   makes Walker jealous
   loves The Queers
   had a bad Southern Comfort experience
   does a great Joey Ramone impression
   once left a big bag of money at Tyler's (Blackout 77) house
   plays bitchin' air guitar
   is at the Rogues' Roost
   has shamrock suspenders
   has too many wrestling shirts
   aliases: Dave-O, D.B., Brownie