Jessica - my future wife when I turn 28, I wish!

 Shannon - a favorite girlfriend and friend...

 Sarah - my future cousin-in-law and a good friend.

 Dale - my long lost brother and a best friend (he's being contrary in this photo) * Here's Dale demonstrating olfactory awareness {downloads an MPE movie 373K}

 Ashley - a young alcoholic/smoker but one of the greatest friends in da world.

 Brian - the best friend I ever had since 6th grade (here in head-banger mode)

 Patrick - the 6-foot Irish freak, also a good friend to me and my family.

 James - so messed up all of his brain cells are fighting over which is going to get screwed up next/also a friend

 Anthony - da flip! He's my Philipino freak weirdo friend (photo)

 Steve - my vocal friend, shown here dispensing invaluable advice

 Click here for a photo of my current girlfriend. This girl is aerodynamic! And she has a great personality.

 Here's me on the beach scopin' the babes.

 Here's me after a hearty party---here's me after a really hearty party (my hair turns black when nauseated)

 Here's me getting psyched for a trumpet solo.

 Here's me warming up to do some slam dancing.

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