TRUE STORY:

HEY! HOW ABOUT TACO BELL?

This girl was really in a hurry one day so she just stopped off at a Taco Bell and got a Chicken soft taco and ate it on the way home. That night she noticed her jaw was kind of tight and swollen. The next day it was a little worse so she went to her doctor. He said she just had an allergic reaction to something and gave her some cream to rub on her jaw to help. After a couple of days the swelling had just gotten worse and she could hardly move her jaw. She went back to her doctor to see what was wrong. Her doctor had no idea so he started to run some tests.

They scrubbed out the inside of her mouth to get tissue samples and they also took some saliva samples. Well, they found out what was wrong…

Apparently her chicken soft taco had a pregnant roach in it, then she ate it--the eggs then some how got into her saliva glands and, well, she was incubating them. They had to remove a couple a layers of her inner mouth to get all the eggs out. If they hadn't figured out what was going on, the eggs would have hatched inside the lining of her mouth!!!!!!!!!!

She's suing Taco Bell! Of course.

Anybody wanna "Run for the Border"?

If you need to find out more about this, it's in the Nov. 19th NY Times.

If you still want Taco Bell after this one, you're really brave.

TEQUITOS, TACO BELL, AMIGO.......

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