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Just Screwin' Around
Mr. Mug wanted to be famous.
He sat on his spot by the coffee machine in the boring office just dreaming about being on that great stage and...being a mug.
But, in all his dreams he never considered that mugs aren't rock stars.
They just aren't.
Can you imagine going to a conert and watching a mug for three hours?
Pretty boring, huh?
But, mugs are allowed to dream [it's about all they CAN do], so Mr. Mug did just that.
He got filled with hot coffee by his master, Bob, and dreamt.
Time went by, Mr. Mug didn't know how much [Hey! He's just a ceramic!], and still he sat in the boring office dreaming about
becoming a rock star and having people love him for being, well... a mug.
And then, without warning, things in the boring office changed.
Bob went away, and people walked around looking worried.
This concerned Mr. Mug.
What was to become of him if everyone went away, and he couldn't hold coffee anymore?
Soon enough, a mean man came and took Mr. Mug away form his boring [but comfortable] office.
Mr. Mug got thrown into the trash!
Oh, it was so horrible. The smell consumed poor Mr. Mug's little ceramic senses and he was very sad.
Suddenly, Mr. Mug came out of the trash can. Someone had saved him. Oh, joyous day!
The people who he now lived with were strange! They were boys that looked and sounded like girls!
They were... N*Sync!
He did not know who they were, but being with them was more exciting than the boring office with the same coffee every day.
Now Mr. Mug was filled with new things called cafe' latte's and mocha cremes.
But, however nice the things they put into him might have been, N*Sync were most certainly not.
They had hissy fits, and threw Mr. Mug against a wall when they didn't get their way.
Mr. Mug was most certainly happy that they threw like girls, or else he would have broken.
And the girls they brought home were ugly, and stained his little body with their cheesy lipstick.
Not to mention the fact that he still wasn't a famous mug.
Atleast not until one day when someone stole him from N*Sync.
And put poor Mr. Mug on eBay.
He was happy to get away from the boys, but where would Mr. Mug go now?
He was dirty with lipstick and old garbage stains, not to mention the crack down his side from when Justin dropped him after he
saw a mouse.
But apparently, someone wanted him, because his kidnapper packed Mr. Mug up and sent him away.
Then, Mr. Mug's dream was realized. An overweight teenage girl framed him and treasured him.
Mr. Mug was finally famous! And he still sits in that display case that is viewed by many other teenage girls every day!