Stewart's South Park Page

Theme Song
"I like Girls with big fat titties, I like girls with big vagina"
Interesting fact: If you play what Kenny says backwards,
he says "Kenny needs to take his hood off!" Clearly.

Magic the Gathering Commercial
Kyle:This program is brought to you by 'Magic, the gathering'
Kenny:'It sounds fucking gay'
Note: It is also believed he says: "It's Not just a Game'

Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
1. After Kyle asks Kenny what a dildo is, Kenny says "It's what your moms use when their alone"
2. When the boys are talking about how far Stan can get with Wendy, Kenny says 'Maybe you can touch her pussy"
3. After he get by the Visitors blast and Kyle thinks he's , Kenny gets up and says "No, I, I'm all right. Ahhhh!"
4. After He gets ran over by the cows, he gets back up and says "Nope, I'm fine. Ah!"

Weight Gain 4000
1. When they are talking to Chef about him sleeping with Kathie Lee, Kenny Says "Is your penis big?"
2. When Cartman thinks he is thinning, while he is only fattening, Kenny says "Look at the size of his boobs!"
3. After Kenny gets shot by Mr. Garrison, and is flown up in the air, he says "Oh no"

Volcano
1. After Stan says to Cartman "maybe your mom can give me a kiss too" Kenny says, 'Maybe she can suck my dick "
2. After Kyle gets the flash light, Kenny says "Hey! What's that?" referring to the volcano.
3. After Jimbo throws the grenade that kills all the fish, Jimbo says it smells, and Kenny says "Kinda like a vagina."
4. After Jimbo makes Kenny his official nephew Kenny says "Cool"
5. After the lava ball lands on Kenny, he says "Nope, I'm okay"
6. After the lava ball rolls over him again Kenny goes "Ahhh"
7. After the volcano incident is over, Kenny comes walking back and he says "Hey guys, what's up?"
8. After getting shot by Ned, Kenny says "oh no!"

Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
1. While Sparky is Raping Sylvester , Kenny see what they are doing and says "Oh my god I think they're screwing."
2. After Stan tries saying it's Sylvester who is confused, Kenny say "Not from what I saw"
3. When Stan is talking about gay people, Kenny says "They suck"

An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig
1. When talking about pig and elephants, Kenny says "Hey you guys, I talked to Garrison and he told me they're like the same."
2. When talking about how much of a wuss Stan is for getting his ass kicked by a girl, Kenny say "Or are you gonna feather your
hair?"
3. After Kyle says this about what Stan should do about his sister"Stan, you can use family love as a weapon against Shelley. The next
time she's gonna kick your ass, just tell her, "Shelley, you're my sister, and I love you."" Kenny says "And I want to take off your bra."
4. When the genetic doctor comes and tells the boys of Stan's clone, Kenny says "A big mutant Stan?!?"
5. When Kenny sees the destruction that Stan's clone is causing, he says "Oh my God!What is he doin'?"

Death
1. After Kenny gets to school from being late due to diarrhea, Kenny raises his hand and say "I have to go fart."
2. After Kenny says number 1, Mr . Garrison says didn't you just go? And Kenny says "I did, I gotta go shit"
3. After Kenny comes out of the bathroom, he races back in and says "Oh my God!"
4. Kenny runs to the bathroom at Stan's and says "Oh My God"
5. After you hear Kenny make a farting sound, Kenny goes "OW!"
6. When they are discussing what's wrong with their parents, Kenny says "Well what I think, basically, if you let the decision of what you watch to be under the parent's control, television sucks. Television sucks because parents get offended mmmmmmmmmmmm a baby sitter for their kids."
be heard.

Pink Eye
The only time Kenny says something is when he comes back from his grave, and it's either between him saying something or just
laughing. You be the judge. here's what he says:"Heeeyyy, I'm back, ahh."
Also Cartman when he is fantasizing that he's Hitler, when you play it backwards he says stuff like "You guys, seriously!" and "Hey
guys guess what?"

Damien
Due to the fact that Kenny was a duckbilled platypus, he only said one thing. After Stan says to Damien
about Kenny talking about his mom being an ugly scank Kenny says "Yeah, she looks like a fucking
dog."
Also when Damien calls Satan, it sounds like he's talking backwards. But when I played it backwards, it
didn't sound like anything. I couldn't really tell because there was music.

Starvin' Marvin
1.When the boys find out about the free sports watch, Kenny says "Woo hoo!"
2.When Stan asks what vas deferens are Kenny says "tube that's inside of your pee-pee" This one was hard and if you
think it's something different please tell me
3.When Stan says "She said it(the sport watch)would come tomarrow" Cartman, Kyle and Kenny all say "Cool!"

Mr. Hanky, A Christmas Poo
1.After baby Jesus is delivered by Mary, angel Kenny says "It must be a miracle!"
2.After the bird poops in his hood he says "Hey!"
3.When Cartman says Kyle's messed up Kenny says "Kyle's crazy!"
4. When they find the poop in Kyle's box Kenny says "That is the sickest thing I have ever fucking
seen!"
5.When Mr. Garrison asks Kenny to remove the star above the shark tank, he says "huh?".
6.After Kenny removes the star successfully, he gives a "whew!"
7.After everyone notices that something's missing (Kenny not being dead that is), the words "The
End" pop up and Kenny screams "Woo-hoo-hoo!"

*Jay Leno Special*
1.After all the kids are astounded by Jay's chin, Kenny says "It looks like it's made of silicon!"

Tom's Rhinoplasty
1.When the boys are amazed that their subsitute is so hot, Kenny says "God, I want to get a piece of
her!"
2.When Chef says "You know what they say about women with long arms, Kenny says "Yeah, they can
allways finger their pussy".
3. When the boys are asking Stan what he did to Ms. Ellen, Kenny says "Well did you stick it in Miss
Ellen's loose vagina?" I'm not sure "Loose" is the right word, but I'm damn close.

Mecha Streisand
1.When Kenny shows the carrot and marbles, he says "Yeah and I got these marbles to go with the
carrot stick."

Cartman's Mom is a dirty slut
This episode was as hard as Cartman gets an anal probe. Here's my(Mike Kalec) best estimates.
1.When the boys comment on how Cartman can't make it Kenny Says, "He's such a fat kid, he can't
make it."
2. After the boys see Cartman having a tea party Kenny Says "What the fuck is he doing with the
animals and tea?"
3.When Kenny is being dragged by the go-cart, Kenny says words like "Ow, fuck ,shit, ect."
4.After Kenny's okay, he says "No guys I'm okay...Now if I can", then he dies.

Cartman's Mom Is Still A Dirty Slut
1.After Mephesto is shot, Kenny says "Oh my god, they killed Mephesto"
2.After "Team b" is set up, and the plain is set, Kenny says "huh?"
3.When Kenny comes out of the sewer, he says "This is team b".
4.After "Team a" finds a new path, Kenny says "you fucking people make me walk though the
sewers?"
5.When Kenny looks at the shelter, he says "Yep it's there all right."
6.When Kenny reaches the power box he says "Okay now I'm at the power box."
7.After the doctor asks if Kenny can see the copper nose Kenny says "Roger".
8.When the doctor asks Kenny if he can connect the wires he says "Nah-un".
9.When Kenny says he's going to connect the wires he says "I'll connect the wires".

Ike's Wee-Wee
1.When Chef arrives the kids and Kenny say "Hey Chef".
2.When Chef is disapointed in the boys Kenny says "Oh, your penis!"

Chickenlover
1.When Kenny sees the book he says "There's a lot of hot vaginas and penises"
2.After a scream is heard, Kenny says "What was that?"
3.Kenny says "Hooray" when Kyle and Stan are cheering too.
4.When the show "Cartman" is rolling, Kenny comes up to the door and says "Hey Cartman".
5.When Mrs. McCormick is kicking her husband's ass, Kenny cheers on with "Yeah yeah yeah!"
6.When Kenny is shot he says "No, it hit my jacket".

Conjoined Fetus lady
1.When Kyle is telling the other boys about the freak, Kenny says "Ew!" a couple of times.
2.When Kyle's mom shows the boys about "Freaks" Kenny says "Gross!"

The Mexican staring Frog Of Sri Lanka
1.When the boys are done with their paper, the boys and Kenny say "The end".
2.When Mr Mackey is talking over the boys Kenny says "Cause your unlce sucks dick"
3.When the boys make fun of Jimbo and Ned, Kenny says "Yeah, what a couple of bitchass mother fuckers!"

City on the Edge Of Forever
1.Kenny tell's Kyle the time is "7:35"
2.When Kenny remembers about Death, he says "Hey guys, remember that time we were chased by
death? I remember it was a looonng time ago and death came on a tricycle and ran us down."
3.When Kenny kicks Death's ass, he says "Take this, and don't touch me, and take that and that, and
that!" ect...
4.After the story is done, Kenny says "Now that's what I call a sticky situation!"
5.When Kyle corrects Kenny, Kenny says "Oh yeah."
After being taken by the big scary monster, Kenny screams and says "Hey guys he's taken..." and it
fades off
6.When the Fonz kills him Kenny says "holy fucking!"

Summer sucks
1.When the boys go to buy fireworks, Kenny and the boys say "Hey Stew".
2.When Kenny escapes his death, he says "Guys I dodged the ahh..!"

Episode Number	Description of Kennys deaths
101	Shot by an alien spacecraft, trampled by cows, and ran over by Officer Barbrady's police car.
102	Shot by Mr. Garrison and then skewered by a flag pole.
103	A ball of lava fell in front of Kenny and everyone thought he was dead but he stepped out from behind the ball of lava. Later, Ned dropped his gun, it fired and killed Kenny.
104	Killed on the football field.
105	Tossed into the microwave by Stan's Evil Clone.
106	Gets touched by Death .
107	Crushed by the Mir Spacestation, cut in half by Kyle with a chainsaw, and crushed by a statue. At the end of the episode though, Kennys hand emerges from the ground where he was buried.
108	Turned into a rare duck-billed platypus and shot by Jimbo.
109	Eaten by wild turkeys.
110	KENNY LIVES Only Because It Was Christmas (there is a first for everything)
111	Gets a knife thrown through his head by Ms. Ellen.(Hot Stuff)
112	Strangles himself (accidentally) with a tetherball rope.
113	Gets ran over by a train.
201	Kenny didn't appear in this episode.
202	Fried himself (on purpose) to get the power back on at the hospital so Cartman could find out who his father was.
203	Falls into an empty grave and then a tombstone lands on him.
204	Kenny has many near death experiences in this episode. First, he almost gets crushed by a car during the riots. Second, he gets thrown against a brick wall in the school playground. Third, he gets wounded by the Chicken Fuckers gun. Finally, when the credits start showing, Kenny gets crushed by a tree.
205	He gets squished against the wall after getting hit with a dodge ball by a Chinese player.
206	On the talkshow Jesus and Pals, Kenny get's ripped in half by two angry audience members after a fight breaks out.
207	He gets eaten by a monster but, you'll notice that Kenny is still alive afterwards on the bus. I don't know what to tell you there.
208	The giant snake knocks some bleachers on top of Kenny.
Leno Skit	Killed by Jay Leno's chin.
New Years	killed by the number 7 in 1997.
SOX	Decapitated by Santa.

No part of this webpage may be reproduced Last revised: 15th August 1998. By Stewart Barrett Copyright © 1998 Stewart Barrett. All rights reserved. Information in this document is subject to change without notice.

No part of this webpage may be reproduced
Last revised: 15th August 1998.
By Stewart Barrett
Copyright © 1998 Stewart Barrett. All rights reserved.
Information in this document is subject to change without notice.