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CH1-THE BIRTH OF THE LEMMMING PROPHET- In the beginning there was the vigen Larry and she was walking to Letcombe when she came across a barn. Naturally the barn was full of chocolate and Spam. Suddenly a pidgeon cooed and the virgen larrey went fourth to the barn and kneeled over on to the bed of choc and spam and gave birth to the Lemming prophet. Then with a sudden loud coo! that pidgeon transformed in to the Lemming, and desended on to the Lemming Prophet in the form of a pidgeon. The pidgeon gave the lemming its blessing by excreting on its humongous toe. The hugmongous toe is a sign of the child's divine power. -------------------------------
CH2-THE EARLEY YEARS- Monk Bernie stole the bab LP and put it in a field of sheep. The shepp being sacred creatures reconisged the child as the lemming prophet. They then created several balls of fluff to protect the LP with. The child fed on grass and nettles and drank from the troth which te lonesome farmer filled up. When the child was fiffteen years of age the farmer realised that there had been a child living in the field for fiffteen years. The lemming prophet was taken from the field and sold on ebay for the sum of three pound and twenty two pence. She now lived with a good kind family and a year later she could walk talk and had gone quickly through school. The secret of her powers was found in her lemming stick and multi-coloured lemming scarf. But the young teen was totally unaware of her power until at school she met a spirited young, happy, intelligent and perfect friend called Reeni. Reenie was secretly the Lemming spirit and she was sent to find the Lemming gang. Reeni told Clam that she was apart of the Lemming society but Clam never took wise old Reeni seriously, unlike her disciples. -------------------------------
CH3-CLAM MEETS THE POPE- The pope sat next to Reeni in some of her lessons and the pope was named Prudence. Pru and Reeni both shared the same hatred toward RM. One day Pru told Reeni that she was apart of the lemming and therefore she wanted to help at that point Reeni recongised Pru as the pope. Pru was very enthusiastic about being apart of the Lemming society and wished to convert many people. --------------------------------
CH4-CALLING OF SEVERAL DISCIPLES-It just so happened that Reeni and Pru sat next to a young girl called Nancy. Nancy was smart and nice. Reeni and Pru tod Nancy about the Lemming but Nancy thought Reeni and Pru were weirdos but soon she was attacked by Monk Bernie, and Clam came to her rescue. Clam severly spanked Monk Bernie. Clam turned to Nancy and said,"I am grumpy, I don't want to convert people but I will convert you. You are my discple" Clam shook and threw an onion at Nancy. Nany was converted. --------------------------------
CH5-REENI FIND THE DISCIPLES-Reeni had a physic dream and dreamt of all the disciples, so she rang Clam. Clam was very gloomy but agreed to go and convert them for a flapjack. Clam went and found all the disciples and converted them. --------------------
CH6-THE CHEIF DISCIPLE-Clam had to choose a cheif, but she was grumpy, so Reeni said "cheer up miss grumpy boots, I'll give you a flapjack if you appoint a cheif." Clam eyes lit up and said "did you say flapjack, the wonderful syrupy goodness?" Reeni nooded her head Clam tried to smile but had forgotten how to. So Clam chooses some one noble brave, and a true leader. I call Lola fourth. Lola is appointed --------------------------------------
CH7-CLAM SQUARKS- Clam as usually was alone in the canteen eating flapjacks. She saw Monk Bernie!! He was attacking the virgen Laurrey! "Please help me my prophet child!" Immediataly Clam rose out of her seat and took a black jumper and placed it over her head and ran to help her mother. After shoving a flapjack in her mouth she ran up to Monk Bernie and squaked. Terrified Monk Bernie ran away! Tora came in the canteen."I predict that Clam will eat another 100000 flapjacks before the end of lunch" Clam did and appointed Tora as the Supreme Oracle. Tora also predicted that Clam would get As and Bs in her mock.

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