Recently I was accused of banning everybody from the channel through some means I'm still not sure of. (Telepathy? Not all of them were on at the time this incident was said to occur.) I'm incredulous that this action was performed by me, because although I consider myself a bright and computer-literate person, I've never bothered to become intimate with the functioning of the channel bot, W. The most complex code I inserted into W at a regular basis was my login, which I had actually gotten a friend to type up (word for word) and then I cut and pasted it into my aliases so all I needed to type was "/login". Then, of course, I used mIRC's handy little point & click interface to kick people when they deserved it. Regardless, I now have my access to W taken away, which I find insulting because I have steadfastly asserted that I did nothing of the sort. I am now strongly wishing that I had done whatever they accused me of, because at least then my punishment would be warranted and I wouldn't feel so unfairly persecuted. Well, if you're a regular at the Pound, then feel free to email Brian regarding my innocence.
Onto the good stuff. . .
I am an eighteen year old woman attending the University of Alaska, Fairbanks. My choice of anonymity is to prevent any unwanted stalkers and any unmarked ticking packages from arriving at my home. I am strongly opinionated, but I still have an open, though objective, mind. My favorite topics of debate are theology, politics, censorship, abortion, sex, and other highly volatile subjects. And, although I hold the clichéed teenage theory of my inherent intellectual superiority, unlike many other young adults, I am very well read and always succeed in proving my point regardless of the age or supposed wisdom of the opposition. I prefer my debates to take place over email, because there is less of a chance of having my foe "run away" in the middle of an argument. (This occurs at a frightfully high rate and it's a waste of my time to chat with a person like that.)
I can be reached at [email protected].
Here are a few ASCII art files that can be used on IRC:
On to the audio files:
Some more ASCII art which can be used on IRC:
And some audio files:
Hello Kitty's Tea Party - Join Hello Kitty and her friends for a virtual tea party. . . all in shockwave. Cute!
Kitty Porn - We must do everything we can to prevent this outrage!
Hello Kitty Ate My Balls - Just too irresistible to pass up.
Virtual
Kitty - Adopt a virtual kitty! You can feed it, cuddle with it, play
with it, and even clean out its litter box! (There's also a Virtual
Puppy, but I wouldn't suggest it. . . that would be treachery.)
The Onion - An online satirical newspaper.
The Straight Dope - The wisdom of Cecil Adams, who specializes in that which may be perceived as trivia to the uneducated, but is actually information which is necessary knowledge for the literate American.
CNN Online: Where do you get your news from?
Mr. Show - I still prefer the television show, but if you can't afford a $300 TV because you recently purchased a $3,000 computer, then I suppose this will have to do.
The Internet Infidels - Spreading heathenism throughout the cyberworld. . .
Blackout's Box - Prank calls in Real Audio, can it get any better than this?
Short Duration Marriage - Courtesy of the Church of the Subgenius. If you decide to wed me, make sure to notify me so that I can start talking to my lawyer as to whether I'll be likely to get 85% or 90% of your money after the divorce.
Internet Squeegee Guy - What a charming fellow. . .
NPR - This is useful, especially since I don't have a radio. . .
The Thought Shop - Just don't overexert yourself.
Record labels, whence you can download all sorts of video and audio clips:
Smokedogg's Pound - All about the chat channel, #doggpound.Absolute
Resource - One of the most elaborate resources for web-site design.
