Her husband came up and asked, "Honey, why are you crying?"

To which she replied, "My breasts are just so small and I can't stand it".

He thought for a moment and said, "Honey, I know what to do. Just take some toilet paper and rub them between your breasts a couple of times a day and they'll get bigger".

She looked at him with a puzzled look on her face and said, ".....they will???"

And he said, "Well, it worked for your butt".