Teachers!

A schoolteacher was helping her students with a math's problem.

"Okay," she says. "There are 3 birds sitting on a wire. A gunman shoots one of them. How many are left on the wire?"

"I know!" said a little boy. "There would be none."

"No," replied the teacher. "Let's try again."

She held up three fingers and repeated the question. The boy, however, still stuck to his answer.

"Alright," sighed the teacher, "tell me how you got your answer."

"It's simple. Once the gunman shot one bird, he scared the others away."

"Although it's not technically correct, but I like the way you think," said the teacher.

"Okay," said the boy, "let me ask you a question. There are three women sitting on a park bench eating ice blocks. One woman is licking hers, the other is biting and the last is sucking hers. Which one is married?"

The teacher looked at the boy's innocent face and turned three shades of red. "It's the lady sucking hers," whispered the teacher.

"No!" said the boy. "It's the one with the wedding ring on. But I like the way you think."