The Halloween Nun
A nun was driving down the highway late on a chilly October afternoon and stopped to pick up a hitchhiker. He was a handsome fellow and the nun looked him over from head to toe, then blushed and quickly looked away. But soon enough her gaze wandered over to him again, and when it happened a third time, her passenger said bluntly, "Sister, I have to come right out and say I find you very attractive and I'd like to have sex with you right now."Turning beet-red, the nun began protesting that it would be absolutely impossible. Not only was she the bride of Christ, she had taken a vow of celibacy, and besides, it would be a sin.
"Good Point", admitted the hitchhiker cooly, "But if you don't let me have sex with you, I'll rape you - and that'll be a mortal sin for me. How could you have that on your conscience."
The nun thought hard, then asked, "Are you Catholic?"
The hitchhiker assured her he was.
"Are you married?" asked the nun.
"I'm as single as you are, Sister," he promised.
"All right" she said, "then I'll agree to having anal intercourse with you. That will only be a venial sin, and I can keep my virginity."
She pulled over, they went off into the woods and had sex, and got back in the car. A few miles down the road, the hitchhiker admitted he had a confession to make.
"I enjoyed that, Sister, but I lied to you: I'm Jewish. And that's not all," the hitchhiker went on unhappily, "I've got a wife and two kids."
The nun turned very pale, and her hands trembled on the steering wheel.
But after a few minutes of silence, she said, "Well, there's something you should know about me, too.
My name's Bob, and I'm on my way to a Halloween party!"
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