The Story of Jack Schitt
Jack Schitt is the only son of O.Schitt and Awe Schitt. O.Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt, who later ran the Knee-deep Inn-Schitt. Jack Schitt eventually married Noe Schitt, and together they produced six children. Holy Schitt, their first child, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, and the two daughters: Fulla Schitt and Givva Schitt. Their final child, another son, was named Bull Schitt. In the mean time, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt, and they have a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Givva Schitt married the Happens Brothers...The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt, and Horace Schitt. Bull Schitt married a spicy number, Pesa Schitt, and they're awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt.
So when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt"
You can say "not only do I know Jack Schitt, but his entire family as well!"
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