A Guy Comes Home And Finds His Wife Screwing Some Bloke
A guy comes home from work one day to find his wife fucking some bloke. Angry as hell, he grabbed the bloke and dragged him down to the shed and put his dick in a vice, tightened it all the way and ripped off the handle so it couldn't be undone. The bloke was screaming in agony as the other man pulled out a saw."Oh please," cried the bloke, "Please don't cut off my cock. I'm sorry!." And he continued to cry.
"Relax, I'm not gonna cut off you cock." A sigh of relief came from the bloke.
"You are! I'm burning down the shed!"
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