Drugs & Jail
Two drug dealers were busted and appeared before a judge. They were both convicted but the judge agreed to suspend their sentences if they made an effort to steer school kids away from drugs. They agreed and after a week they reported back to the judge."Tell me," the judge asked the first man, "how successful were you?"
"I stopped 30 kids from starting on drugs," said the first bloke proudly.
"And how did you achieve that?" asked the judge.
"I drew two circles. I pointed to the big one, telling them that was their brain before drugs. I then pointed to the little circle and told them that was their brain after drugs."
"Good," said the judge. "Simple, yet effective. Now, how many kids did you steer away from drugs?" he asked the second bloke.
"I stopped about 150 kids," replied the man.
"Wow!" exclaimed the judge. "That's great, I'm impressed. Tell me, how did you do it?"
"Easy, I just pointed to the smaller circle and told them that was the size of their arsehole before jail…"
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