Little Boy vs Little Girl
There was a fourth grade boy and a fourth grade girl. The fourth grade boy came by the fourth grade girl's house with a football and teased the girl saying, "Ha Ha! You can't have a football cause you're a girl." The girl goes to her mom crying so her mom buys her a football. The boy got angry.So the next day he comes by with a boy's bike and teases her saying, "Ha Ha! You can't have a boys bike cause your a girl!" So the girl goes crying to her mom and she gets a boy's bike.
The boy gets very mad. So the next day the boy comes by pulls down his pants and says, "I have one of these and you can't go crying to your mom to get one!"
She goes crying to her mom and then the girl comes out pulls up her dress and says, "My mom said as long as I have one of these I can get as many of those that I want!"
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