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For those of you who may not know, my name is Long H. Cao and I am currently a student at Virginia Tech, home of the castrated turkey (Not to be confused with the wahooing weenies at the University of Virginia). I am majoring in Computer Engineering and will hopefully graduate in the next 6-7 years or for as long as my parents keep footing for the tuition, whichever comes first.

When not at Virginia Tech I live in Northern Virginia, near to Washington D.C.. Not a bad place to live, although the traffic can be a bitch at times (okay, all of the time).


Okay, now for some of my favorite things:

  Goldschlager Nothing like getting drunk on cinnamon gold schnapps...
Jen, I blame you for this expensive habit.
  Quake Goddamit, stand still so I can frag your sorry ass...
Look for me on Quakeworld Team Fortress as Wanax (QVT). I can usually be found at this server address: 198.82.65.37.
  Simpsons To beer, the cause of and solution to all of my problems... (or in this case, Goldschlager)
This has got to be the best show ever made.
  South Park Oh my god, they've killed Kenny!!!
The Spirit of Christmas rocks!!!
  Redskins Hail to the Redskins, hail victory, braves on the warpath, yada yada yada...
The team can't get any worse than last year.
  Wizards With Chris Webber and Juwan Howard,
I don't know why they didn't just name the team the Washington Wolverines.
  Outland Bill and Opus have got to be 2 of the greatest cartoon characters of all time...
it's to bad Berkely Breathed retired, ACK!!!
  Diablo I must get me this car...
not to mention a lot of money and a woman, but that's a different subject.