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The Levi Shuffle
I believed
I have discovered a new dance,
it
wasn't on purpose, it happened by chance.
While
putting on my jeans, I had a real struggle,
so
I thought I would call it the Levi Shuffle.
One
hand grabs the dresser, or maybe the wall,
anything
around you so you don't fall.
It's
quite a show if you are the v iewer,
but
really risky if you are the doer.
Do the
Levi Shuffle, be sure you don't fall,
be
very careful, and don't dent the wall.
Make
sure you grab something quite sturdy,
remember
this dance wasn't meant to be dirty.
I never
believed that while getting dressed,
I'd
discover a dance, I must be blessed.
I finally
managed to get my left leg in,
then
while trying to finish, it started again.
I hopped
and skipped, and jumped around the room,
itwould
have been handy, if I'd had a broom,
to
use as a crutch to keep me upright,
as
I continued this dance until daylight.
So if
you ever have to get up before dawn,
try
this shuffle as you put your jeans on.
As
you stumble around and you hop and skip,
watch
out for that pant leg, or you'll probably trip.
Don't
land on the dresser, the floor, or the bed,
just
be real careful, and don't crack your head.
It's
definitely more fun as the viewer,
and
watch your dance steps if you're the doer.
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