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A CHEESIER SIDE OF LIFE

THE CHEESE FAMILY TREE

BigCheese (patriarch of the cheese family) one day decided to start a revolution and fight for truth ... justice ... and the freedom of pursuit of more cheese in the world. To ensure his fight for "freedom", he woo'd and pursued the lovely
MeltedCheese (a star of the stage whose makeup always seemed to melt off after a performance). MeltedCheese gave birth to:
ShreddedCheese and EasyCheese
Now Easy was a cheese who let anyone spin her wheel. She got together with FetaCheese (a cute Italian) and started all the pizza and pasta cheeses rolling.
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ParmesanCheese (a real topper)
RicottaCheese (sister of parmesan cheese)
MozzarellaCheese (brother of parmesan cheese)
GoudaCheeseWheel (a little plump but more to hold)
BabyGoudaCheeseBite (Gouda's sister)
SharpCheddarCheese
MildCheddarCheese
MontereyJackCheese (the practical joker of the family)
StringCheese (who went on to found the music group String Cheese Insistent)
VelvitaCheese (another I-Eata of the stage and screen with a voice as smooth as velvet)

PhillyCreamCheese (The "Boss" over all the pizza and pasta on the East Side) got together with Easy and continued to build the cheese wheel of "family" alliance.
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CheeseBlock (prison escapee) whom Philly "redeemed"; he's Philly's "cheese-wheel-of-justice".
MuensterCheese (Sharp's brat-of-a-son)
LimburgerCheese (noone wants to claim this guy...he smells so bad even his own mother won't claim him)
BleuCheese (St. Louis "jazz singer" who operates the Bleu Pizza Parlor for Philly; he takes care of "all that jazz")
CheeseWhizz (the brains of the operation)
CaliforniaCheese (surfer dude down in Malibu)
WisconsinCheese (small town boy)
CheeseNCrackers (who later started all the CheeseNips)

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