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Top 13 Signs You Live Too Close to the Bermuda Triangle

13> Your breast implants and your husband Tommy Lee have mysteriously disappeared.

12> Every time you go out for groceries, the tearful goodbyes last an hour.

11> Local kids' favorite pastime: throwing paper airplanes into infinity.

10> Satellite dish pointed up: 600 channel reception Satellite dish pointed down: 600 galaxy reception

9> Every few days you have to skim the vintage aircraft out of your pool.

8> Mulder and Sculley come knocking more often that Jehovah's Witnesses.

7> Jesse Helms almost makes sense.

6> 200-year-old ship captains always stopping by to borrow your gas grill.

5> Amelia Earhart appears at your door and hands you a bag full of your missing socks.

4> Constantly freaking out guests by reaching into the fridge and pulling out a beer from 1912.

3> Your pants keep disappearing, and you're not the President.

2> It's 4:00 am and your wife actually believes you were abducted by aliens and forced to drink too much liquor and bring home a prostitute.

1> The funniest parts of your Top Ten lists seem to mysteriously va


The Top 12 Signs Your Website Sucks


12> It was chosen as the official AOL "Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Cool Site of the Day."

11> Only banner ad is a singles ad for your sister.

10> It proudly carries the Pat Robertson Seal of Approval.

9> The home page has so many "Bottom 5%" awards, you can barely see the "Under Construction" graphics.

8> "Best viewed when using Bifocals 1.25 or higher."

7> You were operating under the mistaken impression that God just doesn't like homosexuals and has chosen you to tell everyone.

6> Your blinking text and animated graphics have caused an epidemic of epileptic seizures.

5> Al Gore personally emails you and tells you to get off his Internet.

4> "Featuring Roger Ebert's home sex tapes!"

3> The only guest book entry is from your mom: "Yes, Dear, it's very nice. Now come down to dinner."

2> Previous visitors e-mail you ASCII pictures of vomit.

1> Your Pamela Anderson site has no pictures -- just her poetry.


The Top 15 Unforeseen Side-Effects of the Y2K Bug


15> Computer glitch at People Magazine makes Dom DeLuise the "Sexiest Man Alive!"

14> No power failures, no mass hysteria, but from January 1st on, everyone's toast is just a little bit burnt.

13> "Suddenly Susan" suddenly funny.

12> Their computers thwarted, the public library will finally get their 12-year-overdue copy of "Our Bodies, Our Selves" back
and I... er, my friend won't have to pay a penny in late fees!

11> Several thousand Internet start-ups simultaneously and inexplicably turn a profit.

10> World falls under the iron fist of Amish overlords.

9> All "2000 Flushes" toilet bowl sanitizers simultaneously detonate, causing a "Blue Butt" epidemic in trailer parks
across the US.

8> While speaking at a fund-raiser, Al Gore malfunctions and shuts down in mid-sentence.

7> Overnight, CompUSA becomes "Crazy Larry's Liquidation Center."

6> Strom Thurmond starts to receive free birthday ice-cream cones at Baskin-Robbins.

5> "Student Loan? No, I'm pretty sure I paid that in full last month."

4> With all the rioting and looting, your reclusive neighbor Chuck can finally roam the streets relatively unnoticed in
his halter top and buttless chaps.

3> "First-rate Hunter-gatherer" now a key resume bullet.

2> President Clinton's January issue of "Hustler" is accidentally sent to ex-president William McKinley.

1> McDonald's faces a rash of lawsuits when out-of-work COBOL programmers begin dumping hot coffee into their laps to
make ends meet.

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