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Late Nite with Kevin Letterman

 

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The writing team from 'Late Nite With Kevin Letterman' are working around the clock these days.  Plans for the new site have been long in the making, but soon you'll be able to see what all the fuss is about.

 

Late Nite in East London

On Tuesday January 25, 2000 Kevin Letterman brought his wit, charm and dangerous hairdo to East London's only Late Nite club 'The Spiral'.   Manager Max Darnell admits he hesitated when approached by Letterman, claiming "I was frightened when people informed me that Letterman only smiled when grabbed suddenly from behind.."

On its trial run, the first 'Late Nite' program included chill-out music and conversation on the fringes.  Later shows will have live guests (as opposed to dead ones), theme parties and cocktail sausage giveaways.  A Talent Show is in the making for the new Late Nite in East London.  Stay tuned to this site for more info as it happens.  You won't find entertainment like this anywhere else, and besides....don't you think it's time for a change??

The Spiral - Shoreditch High Street, East London

www.spiral-london.cwc.net

 

The Top 11 Signs

your mom is a hooker

11> Makes you pay cash up front for unconditional love.
10> Paid for her new Mustang convertible with $25,000 in twenties.
9> Other kids' moms don't buy condoms in bulk at Costco.
8> Repeatedly tries to convince you that she's a virgin.
7> Says she's going to the john, then inexplicably goes into the bedroom.
6> When you ask if your friend from school can spend the night, she tells you, "Sure, but it's $100.00 extra."
5> The PTA has stopped asking her to bring tarts to the bake sale.
4> *Her* rubber gloves have never been in the kitchen.
3> Bumper sticker on the Caddie reads, "I Did Your Honor Student for $10."
2> She's been on COPS so many times, she snagged an Emmy.
1> Charges you every time she blows your nose.


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