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JONNIE: His Legacy and Vast History of Failure Jonnie (a.k.a. Jonnie dorwhore, Jonnie dorslutwhore, failure, fag, bender, WHORE, 7F) has been a first class failure since the day that Bobby Bo & i first met him around 2 and a half years ago. His failing potential was immediately obvious as our well endowned chum(in the ear department) boarded our crowded train and misserably failed to find a seat. Speaking to him for the first time we learnt that in fact he and bobby bo were former school mates, something Bobby Bo had previously emmitted from our conversations(my first impressions of jonnie suggested why!).
Talking to this fine example of a fag we learn of his recent adventures as Bobby Bo and Jonnie become reaquanted(wink, wink). We learn of Jonnie's effort to overcome his various dissabilities such as fagadosciousness, satelite receivers fixed to his head, lack of a penis and general short shitness. As it turns out our Jonnie is quite a battlefield of turmoil and and of course failure. Not to trak too far from the subject, we soon witness Jonnie's second and rather more serious failure. A short time after befriending our chum we were innocently discussing failure with him when we witnessed his face light up. Following his stare we realize that his target was the femme fatale dreaded by the rest of humanity(the devil with a twat basically).
Attempting to distract Jonnie with words such as VCR and hubcap Bobby Bo and i tried our best to save our friends soul. But alas, we failed in preventing Jonnie from failing and Jonnie continued blindly in his quest to seduce the devil. What was considered by Jonnie at the time as a success was in fact a blatant failure which would haunt our faggy friend for the proceeding 2 years during which time he was widely regarded as married with children. Following his recent divorce from the devil whore(something Jonnie yet again failed to do in a respectively male manner good Jonnie)Jonnie has failed to gain custody of any of the marrital items.
His love child( VIK ) from some undisclosed formerly failed relationship, is presently owned by the devil. The latest news however is that Jonnie has successfully won possession of his rather hyowge VCR and mobile phone collection. Vik is presenly in hiding from the world and his step mother. The last siting of him suggests that he has become a gay porn star to support his punani habit. And what of Jonnie? He is now back in the presence of the ever influencial Bobby Bo and Morg and, when he reapears from his comatosed state, Vik also.
To keep updated on Jonnie and all of his failings simply visit our site regularly and Bobby Bo and Morg will be trying our hardest to update the site
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