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| The one and only true word to describe Vik? FAT Allow me to slowly and skillfully explain what may seem to some as a harsh statement. vik does not apear to the normal eye to be overweight in any shape or fat form, however, what u don't realise is that 98% of Vik's extreme obesity is invisible due to the huge speed at which it vibrates every time Vik breaths. physicists will know that when something vibrates really fast it is invisible(also known as the obesity ripple effect). so, bearing this in mind, the next time you see a woman or JONNIE walking down the street smiling it is because they are the prowd owners of a super vibrater which is invisible to the naked eye yet highly stimulating when used correctly(lethal when combined with custard!!!). So as you can see Vik is truly FAT. As well as being fat Vik is also a failure though not as big of a failure as Jonnie! This deadly combination of Failure and fatness makes Vik perfect for overweight fatass'e to sit around all day failing, aside from that Vik is pretty useless at just about everything else. His overall ambition in life is to reach 77 having had 7 children by 7 different wives in 7 different countries with all children having been comsumed following the consumption of 7 beers. He is truly FAT. For updates on our views of Vik just keep checking this site |