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Holly, The 12 Year Old Ho
Hello! My name is Holly! Would you like to fool around with me?
Profile Of A Ho:
Name: Holly Anne Whoroswick
Nicknames: Holly Ho, Holly's Pocket Pleasure
Aliases: Supa Bitch
Age: 12
Sex: Female (Apparently)
Natural Enemies: The Police/ School Textbooks
Natural Habitat: Bleagh Ghetto
Lives Where: Apartment Loft
Eats: Whatever doesnt make her throw-up (it's hard being bulemic!)
Doesn't Eat: Food
Wanted To Be: A fine hoochie mama, just like her own.
Speciality: Givin it good
Pets: A dead goldfish
Believes: Bras are for the weak
Also Believes: The minimum wage for child labour should be $50 if tis manual.
Yet Also Believes: Bunnies are the root of all evil.
Doesn't Believe: That anyone who picks you up is just a good samaritan, and I looked cold!
Favourite T.V. Show Jerry Springer
Movie: The 'Hood
Song: Anything with the words "You don't know me," "Kiss my ass," or "Whatever"
Thinks: She's All That
Suffers From: Cold Turkey
Likes To Make Fun Of: Cripples / The "ugly, unpopular ones"
Quest: Finding a hair colour darker than black, and what streaks she should put in.