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Sue
Susan Hawk, better known to me and my collegues as "Sue from Shicago". That's right, believe it or not, Sue is actually not from Chicago, USA, but Bleagh, Shicago. This is a common mistake among fans of the show, where she made her amazing debut as wierdo truckerina.
Profile Of A Truckerina:
Name: Susan Hawk
Nicknames: Sue from Shicago, Sue from Survivor, Truckerina, Butch,
Aliases: The Yokel
Age: 40-something
Sex: Female
Natural Enemies: Kelly and Richard
Natural Habitat: The Outback
Lives Where: Her Truck
Eats: Rats, Stingray, Pieces of s*** like her for breakfast
Doesn't Eat: Probably not rice
Wanted To Be: A trucker, just like her pa
Speciality: Telling it like it is
Pets: A Snake, whom she feeds with rats
Believes: She should have won
Also Believes: If you're gonna cheat, don't get caught
Favourite T.V. Show Jerry Springer
Movie: Thelma and Thelma
Song: Keep on Truckin'
Um... I have no questions, I just have statements.
Rich: You're a very openly arrogant, pompous human being, but I admire your frankness with it. You have worked hard to get where you're at, and you started working hard way before you came to the island. So with my work ethic background, I give that credit to you. But, on the other hand, your inability to admit your failures without going into a whiny speech makes you a bit of a loser in life.
Kelly: The rafting personae queen, you did get stomped on, on national TV by a city boy that never swam - let alone been in the woods or jungle or been on a boat in his life. You sucked on that game. Anyways, I was your friend at the beginning of this, really thinking that you were a true friend. I was willing to be sitting there and put you next to me. At that time you were sweeter than me, I'm not a very openly nice person. I'm just frank, forward, and telling it the way it is.
To have you sit there next to me and me lose $900,000 dollars just to stomp on somebody like this. [Motions to Richard.] But as the game went along and the two tribes merged, you lied to me, which showed me the true person that you are. You're very two-faced and manipulative to get where you're at anywhere in life, that's why you fail all the time. So at that time of the game, I decided just to go out with my alliance to my family, and just to hold my dignity and values in check and hope I hadn't lost too many of them and... uh... play the game just as long as possible and hang in there as long as possible.
But Kelly, go back to a couple times Jeff said to you, "what goes around comes around." It's here. You will not get my vote. My vote will go to Richard, and I hope that is the one vote that makes you lose the money. If it's not, so be it, I'll shake your hand and I'll go on from here but if I was ever to pass you along in life again and you were laying there dying of thirst, I would not give you a drink of water. I would let the vultures take you and do whatever they want with you, with no ill regrets.
I plead to the jury tonight to think a little bit about the island that we have been on. This island is pretty much full of only two things: snakes and rats. And in the end of mother nature we have Richard the snake, who knowingly went after prey, and Kelly, who turned into the rat that ran around like the rats do on this island, trying to run from the snake. I feel we owe it to the islands spirits that we've come to know to let it be, in the end, the way mother nature intended it to be - for the snake to eat the rat.
This is How Sue is normally seen by regular viewers of Survivor
Sue, Hard At Work, Crackin' Those Coconuts.
Chop, Chop, Dig, Dig, Chop, Chop, Dig, Dig
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