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The Flying Pig

Profile Of A Flying Pig:

Name:                                None as yet
Nicknames:                      "
Aliases:                             "
Age:                                    5 (in Human Years)
Sex:                                    Who's to say...
Natural Enemies:            Tourists
Natural Habitat:               The Skies of Bleagh
Lives Where:                    Up Above
Eats:                                  Piggy Puffs    
Doesn't Eat:                     Pork Chops
Wanted To Be:                 A Swimming Pig, but got stuck with wings
Speciality:                         Barrel rolls, but no one is impressed by that anymore, collecting lost items.
Pets:                                   None
Believes:                           Whatever I finds, I keeps.
Also Believes:                  Hamsters aren't to be trusted (but there are so many, dang it!)
Doesn't Believe:              In Flying Cows
Favourite T.V. Show       Orson's Farm
                           Movie:     Babe
Running For:                   Pig Party (P.P.), Mothers Against Drunk Cows (MADC), Mothers Against Cows In General (MACIG)
Thinks:                               He'd Look Good As a Blonde
Suffers From:                   Jet Lag
Likes To Make Fun Of:   Hamsters and sheep (and cows)
Quest:                                To Become the Founder of his own PigLand Amusement Park