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><B>Caboblanco</B></FONT><FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#333399" FACE="Arial" >   </FONT><FONT SIZE="2" COLOR="#FF0033" FACE="Arial" >  |  </FONT><FONT SIZE="2" COLOR="#FF0033" FACE="Book Antiqua" > </FONT>  <A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Caboblanco"><U>home</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id20.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Eros"><U>Eros</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id24.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="you"><U>you</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id65.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Naughty But Nice"><U>Naughty But Nice</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id66.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="from Around the World"><U>from Around the World</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id25.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Man"><U>Man</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id67.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Tips for Men"><U>Tips for Men</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id72.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Murphys Law"><U>Murphy's Law</U></A>   |   Woman   |   <A HREF="id68.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Tips for Women"><U>Tips for Women</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id75.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Tips for 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Chromosome AOE" > <IMG SRC="089785a0.gif" border=0 width="120" height="90" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></FONT></div> <div> I'll get into this later.  It 's the subject which <A HREF="id31.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Romantic Humor"><U>baffles </U></A>ALL of us men. But I will say this much, there is much more to a fine woman than merely physical components.  And I can honestly say I have one of those fascinating, complex,  creatures in my life. </div> <div> She is much more than just a<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#66FFFF" FACE="Book Antiqua" > <IMG SRC="08fdc1e0.gif" border=0 width="220" height="30" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">.</FONT><B> . . . . . . . . If you </B><B>don't believe me, just ask her.  And she'll tell you, </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#66FFFF" FACE="Garamond" ><B>"Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.</B><B>"</B></FONT></div> <bR> <div> When a woman wants a man and lusts after him, the man need not bother to conjure up opportunities, for she will find more in an hour than we  men could think of in a century.</div> <bR> <bR> <div> How To Make Women Happy...</div> <div> The Point System</div> <div> (advice according to women)</div> <div> In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. </div> <div> + <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF99CC" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >Do something she likes and you get points. </FONT></div> <div> - <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF99CC" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. </FONT></div> <div> 0 <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF99CC" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >You don't get any points for doing something she expects. </FONT></div> <div>     Sorry, that's the way the game is played.</div> <bR> <div> Simple Duties:</div> <div> <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#66FFFF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >+1</FONT> _ You make the bed</div> <div> <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFFF33" FACE="Comic Sans MS" > </FONT>0 <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >_ You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows</FONT></div> <div> -1<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" > _ You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets</FONT></div> <bR> <div> -5<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" > _You leave the toilet seat up</FONT></div> <div>  <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#66FFFF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >0</FONT> _You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty</div> <div> -1<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" > _When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex</FONT></div> <div> -2<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >_When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom</FONT></div> <bR> <div> +5<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >_You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings</FONT></div> <div> +8<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >_In the snow</FONT></div> <div> -5<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >_But return with beer</FONT></div> <bR> <div>  0<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >_You check out a suspicious noise at night</FONT></div> <div>  <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#66FFFF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >0</FONT>_You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing</div> <div> +5<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >_You check out a suspicious noise and it is something </FONT></div> <div> +10<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" > _You pummel it with a six iron</FONT></div> <div> -10<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >_It's her pet</FONT></div> <bR> <div> Social Engagements At a Party:</div> <div>  0<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >_You stay by her side the entire party</FONT></div> <div> -2<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >_You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy       </FONT></div> <div> -4<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >_Named Tiffany</FONT></div> <div> -6<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >_Tiffany is a dancer</FONT></div> <div> -8<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >_Tiffany has implants</FONT></div> <bR> <div> Her Birthday:</div> <div>  <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#66FFFF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >0</FONT>_You take her out to dinner</div> <div> +1<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >_You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar</FONT></div> <div> -2<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >_Okay, it is a sports bar</FONT></div> <div> -3<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >_And it's all-you-can-eat night</FONT></div> <div> -10<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >_It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted in all of the  colors of your favorite sports team</FONT></div> <bR> <div> A Night Out With the Boys:</div> <div> -5<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >_Go with a pal</FONT></div> <div> -4<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >_The pal is happily married</FONT></div> <div> -7<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >_Or frighteningly single</FONT></div> <div> -10<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >_And he drives a Mustang</FONT></div> <div> -15<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >_With a personalized license plate that reads GR8 N BED</FONT></div> <div> +15<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >_You turn down the invitation from your pal</FONT></div> <bR> <div> A Night Out:</div> <div> +2<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >_You take her to a movie</FONT></div> <div> +4<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >_You take her to a movie she likes</FONT></div> <div> +6<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >_You take her to a movie you hate</FONT></div> <div> -2<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >_You take her to a movie you like</FONT></div> <div> -3<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >_It's called Death Cop 9</FONT></div> <div> -9<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >_Which features cyborgs that eat humans</FONT></div> <div> -15<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >_You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans</FONT></div> <bR> <div> Your Physique:</div> <div> -15<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >_You develop a noticeable potbelly</FONT></div> <div> +10<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >_You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it</FONT></div> <div> -30<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >_You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian  shirts</FONT></div> <div> -800<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >_You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too."</FONT></div> <bR> <div> Communication: When she wants to talk about a problem:</div> <div>  0<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >_You listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression</FONT></div> <div> +5<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >_You listen, for over 30 minutes</FONT></div> <div> +100<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >_You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV</FONT></div> <div> -20<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >_She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep</FONT></div> <bR> <bR> <div> The Big Question: She asks, "Do I look fat?"</div> <div> -10<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >_You hesitate in responding</FONT></div> <div> -35<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >_You reply, "Where?"</FONT></div> <div> -1000<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >_You reply, “I don't mind”,</FONT></div> <div> -20<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF9999" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >_Any other response</FONT></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id68.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Tips for Women"><U><B><U>Romantic Tips for Women</U></B></U></A></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id61.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Physics of Romance"><U><B><U>next page</U></B></U></A></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>