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WOMEN WILL ALWAYS THINK DIFFERENTLY TO MEN


NICKNAMES

If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch,
they will call each other
Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.

..................BUT..................


If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out,
they will affectionately refer to each other as
Fat Boy, Godzilla, Butt-Head and Scrappy.



EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John
will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50.
None of them will have anything smaller,
and none will actually admit they want change back.

..................BUT..................

When the girls get their bill,
Out come the pocket calculators



MONEY

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.

..................BUT..................

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want



BATHROOMS

A man has six items in his bathroom
a toothbrush, shaving cream,razor,
a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.

..................BUT..................

The average number of items
in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.
A man would not be able to identify most of these items.



ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.

..................BECAUSE..................

Anything a man says after that
is the beginning of a new argument.



FUTURE

A woman worries about the future
until she gets a husband.

..................BUT..................

A man never worries about the future
until he gets a wife.



SUCCESS

A successful man
is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend.

..................BUT..................

A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.



MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man
expecting he will change,
but he doesn't.

..................BUT..................

A man marries a woman
expecting that she won't change
and she does.



DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up
to go shopping, water the plants,
empty the garbage, answer the phone,
read a book, and get the mail.

..................BUT..................

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.



NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

..................BUT..................

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.



OFFSPRING

Ah, children.
A woman knows all about her children.
She knows about dentist appointments
and romances, best friends, favorite foods,
secret fears and hopes and dreams.

..................BUT..................

A man is vaguely aware
of some short people living in the house.



THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Any married man should forget his mistakes.

..................BECAUSE..................

There's no use in two people remembering the same thing :)

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