MUMS THE WORD - WOMEN AND PMS

WOMEN AND PMS

HOW MANY WOMEN WITH PMS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB??

ONE!!!!!
Thats right! JUST ONE!!
And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?
Because no one else in this house
knows HOW to change a light bulb.
They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT!!
They would sit in this house
in the dark for THREE DAYS
before they figured it out!!!
And once they figured it out
they wouldn't be able to FIND the light bulbs,
despite the fact that they've been
in the SAME CUPBOARD
for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS.
But if they did, by some miracle,
find the light bulbs,
TWO DAYS LATER
the chair that they dragged from two rooms over
to stand on, to change the stupid light bulb
would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!!!
AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN.
WHY???
BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER
CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!
IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED
FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE
THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT
THE ENTIRE HOUSE.
THE HOUSE!! THE HOUSE!!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS........
*smiles* Does this sound like anyone you know?

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Moved into Fortune City December 4th 1997
Updated April 22nd, 2001

YOUR PERSONAL HOROSCOPE	Try this quick quiz and get your own personal horoscope!!!
A LITTLE E.S.P.	Is it possible to read anothers mind? Try this quick quiz :)
TEST YOUR EYESIGHT	So you have great eyesight huh? Well come on! Read this eye chart :)
FOR PROFESSIONALS ONLY	So you think you are professional? Go ahead then! Try this quick quiz but no cheating. You must think of an answer BEFORE you read on :)
YOU THINK YOU KNOW YOURSELF?	Sometimes we only THINK we know ourselves. You may just be very surprised !!
HOW MEN AND WOMEN THINK!	This isn't a test. It's simply some fun reading that shows some basic truths. Have a wee look and see what you think?
WOMEN AND PMS!!!!	Ah.... then there is the woman with PMS... Does this sound like anyone you know??? :) :) :)
HOW TO CROSS THE RIVER	Three men hiking and need to cross the river
NEVER GIVE UP!!	A wee bit of inspiration for when you're feeling alone and lost. Don't ever give up!

WHO IS MUM?	MY FRIENDS	WINDOWS HELP	JUST 4 LAUGHS :)
IAN	AUSTRALIA	INTERNET CHAT	WAVS AND MP3S
GARY	IRISH EYES	ANIMATIONS	GAMES & CHEATS
MEGAN	THE U.S.A	GREETING CARDS	TRY A QUIZ