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Top Ten Excuses of Man Utd's Failure This Season by Fergie

So we have all heard of Sir Alex Ferguson's reasons on Manchester United failure this year, and the latest one is to blame the Pre-Season Far East Tour. Probably he will produce some more unbelievable reasons and I am here to predict some of them.

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10. The look of Luke Chadwick scared his team-mates.
9. We wanted to get Bolton out of the relegation zone.
8. The strikers shoot really fast!
7. Nick Culkin was loaned out.
6. Two words: "Guaranteed Contracts".
5. The players played so much golf that they thought they would win with lowest score.
4. The contribution of Andy Cole in the England Team do affect his club performance.
3. Our trophy cabinet is full.
2. Part of a grand plan to make Arsenal over-confident next year.
1. 2002 is not a leap year, so we have one practice day less.

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