Of course, I have to admit I am not having enough potential. The likes of Li Kin Wo, Chan Ka Kay and Ma Ka On (never heard of him!) simply make me envy.

Worst of all is that there are some talented players around me. And for those who does not play well enough, they are working hard to outrun me.

One of them would be Henry. Not the Arsenal's donkey-looked Henry. Recently after extensive training, he sent me his latest photo. I was amazed and convinced that I will never be able to fulfill my dream. Have a look.

He wants to play in the World Cup as well, but unfortunately, he's a born fat boy and he keeps fit in a such a harsh way that he almost gained ten pounds after coming back from his training camp in France. He is now in another training camp in Scandinavian and who knows what other improvement he can make! Now look at his eyes. Full of confidence. No nonsense. You can tell by his eyes that he firmly believes his scoring ability can compare with Andy Cole (in the England Squad) with a much better shooting accuracy than Wiltord.

Now move up to his hair. Unlike Beckham, his hair shows that he is the one who do solid work. Err... or you can say unlike Zidane as well...

After watching this photo a while, I understand my World Cup dream fades fast. Not only his superb technique but also his secret weapons. His tummy acts as an addition tool during a tackle. The totally elastic collide between the player and the tummy effectively separate the player from the ball.

Oh yeah, must not forget his voice. The opposite side players would be stunned if they hear his voice. "Is he a faggot?" Then as soon as you can say John Robinson, the ball would be stolen by Henry because they are distracted!

If Eriksson is still having troubles with his players' injury, he can start thinking about offering Henry a cap.

And I almost forget one thing. For the World Cup, God bless Netherland. 

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