Yo mama's is so dumb, that when she took y'all to Disney World and came to a sign that said "Disney
World Left" she turned around and took y'all home!
Yo mama's so dumb, she took a blood test and failed.
Yo mama's so dumb, she can't make ice without the recipe.
Yo mama's so dumb, she took a glass to an Ice-T concert.
Yo mama's so dumb, she runs around the bed at night to catch some sleep.
Yo mama's so dumb, she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops.
Yo mama's so dumb, she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo mama's so dumb, she sat on TV & watched the couch
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought St Ides was a Catholic church.
Yo mama's so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so dumb, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl
Yo mama's so dumb, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama's so dumb, that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama's so dumb, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
Yo mama's so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
Yo mama's so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so dumb, when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
Yo mama's so dumb, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama's is dumber then these jokes.

Stupid

Yo mama's so stupid, her parents had to hire a tutor to teach her how to scribble.
Yo mama's is so stupid, she sat at a stop sign for half an hour waiting for it to turn green.
Yo mama's so stupid, she opened a box of Cheerios and thought they were doughnut seeds.
Yo mama's so stupid, when the power went out in the shopping mall, she was stuck on the escalator
for 3 hours!
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from an M&M factory for throwing out all the W's.
Yo mama's so stupid she brought toilet paper to a crap game! Yo mama is so old she's in God's year
book.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got stabbed at a shootout.
Yo mama's was so stupid, she thought that the Salvation Army won the war.
Yo mama's so stupid, when you said it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl.
Yo mama's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the $.99 store.
Yo mama's so stupid, she bought a solar power flashlight.
Yo mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mama' so stupid, she threw a rock at the floor and missed.
Yo mama's� so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at an orange juice carton for twenty minutes because the label said
"concentrate."
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to kill a fish by drowning it.
Yo mama's is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what's on the other side.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she went to an "over eighteen only" club she brought seventeen friends.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama's so stupid, she couldn't read a book on tape.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a Jehovas Witness was someone who testified in court.
Yo mama's is so stupid, she thinks the last supper's when the food stamps run out.
Yo mama's so stupid, I told her the government's quotas for minorities, and she said, "What's the big
deal about 25 cents?"
Yo mama's so stupid, she jumped out of a building and went up.
Yo mama's so stupid, at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagitarius.
Yo mama's so stupid, he got a part time job painting skittles
Yo mama's so stupid, instead of taking 4 bus she took the 2 bus twice
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Mins
Yo mama's so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911
Yo mama's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the 99 cent store
Yo mama's so stupid, she asked me what kinda jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levis?"
Yo mama's so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up
Yo mama's so stupid, she said "what's that letter after x" and i said Y she said "cause I wana know"
Yo mama's so stupid, she stands up on an empty bus.
Yo mama's so stupid, she studied for blood test & failed.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought BOYZ2MEN was a daycare center.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought hamburger helper came with another person
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought meow mix was a record for cats
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought she needed a token to get on soul train
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought the board of education was a piece of wood.
Yo mama's so stupid, she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
Yo mama's so stupid, that she go hit by a parked car.
Yo mama's so stupid, that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama's so stupid, that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo mama's so stupid, that she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw "under 17 not admitted"� sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama's so stupid, when Yo dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.
Yo mama's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen her since.
Yo mama's so stupid, she asked You "What is the number for 911".
Yo mama's so stupid, she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is where You pay Yo telephone bill.
Yo mama's so stupid, that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama's so stupid, I locked her in the bathroom and she peed her paints.
Yo mama's is so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on the VCR.