Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.
Yo mama's so big, she cant wear an X jacket cause choppers keep landing on her back
Yo mama's so big, she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide
Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"
Yo mama's so big, when she goes to the movie theatre she sits next to everybody.
Yo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway
Yo mama's so big, it takes her 2 hours just to haul ass.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed half the show.
Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is, "Damn!"
Yo mama's so fat, that she uses a washing machine to make her self a shake.
Yo mama's so fat, when you hung her picture on the wall, the whole wall fell down.
Yo mama's so fat, and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat butt out of the way.
Yo mama's so fat, that when she goes to Seaworld, the whales throw fish to her.
Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama's so fat, she broke the Arch Deluxe.
Yo mama's so fat, she showers in a carwash.
Yo mama's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds.
Yo mama's so fat, I took her out to eat and the waiter asked me if I wanted an estimate.
Yo mama's fat, that when God said, "Let there be light", he was just telling yo mama to get outta the
sun's way!
Yo mama's so fat, Richard Simmons won't deal her a meal.
Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she's a truck backing up.
Yo mama's so fat, if she put on a red raincoat she could be the Kool-Aid Man.
Yo mama's so fat, she looks like she's smuggling volkswagons!
Yo mama's so fat, when she gets her shoes shined she has to take the man's word for it!
Yo mama's so fat, she got a run in her blue jeans. Yo mama so smelly, she slows down Speed
Sticks.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes out to eat, people say, "Look at the fat lady! Wow, she's fat!"
Yo mama's so fat, she laid on the beach and Greenpeace tried to push her back into the ocean!
Yo mama's so fat, she was standing down on the street corner, and the police came along and told
her to break it up.
Yo mama's so fat, when she put on a Malcom X T-shirt helicopters try to land on her.
Yo mama's so fat, she laid on the beach and Greenpeace tried to push her back into the ocean!
Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to conclusions
Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
Yo mama's so fat, the police dog's stopped her at the airport for having 10 lbs of crack.
Yo mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everybody!
Yo mama's so fat, she takes up two Netcom accounts!
Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama's so fat, she can sell shade.
Yo mama's so fat, you can slap her thighs and ride the waves.
Yo moma's so fat, that I had to take 2 planes, a bus, and a train to get to her good side.
Yo mama's so fat, they had to baptize her at Sea World.
Yo mama's so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo mama's so fat, when she jumps in the air she get's stuck.
Yo mama's so fat, we're in her right now!
Yo mama's so fat, her highschool picture was an aerial photograph.
Yo mama's so fat, when she puts on a grey sweater people it becomes a cloudy day.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to use the driveway as her ironing board.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo mama's so fat, she buys her clothes in only three sizes: Large, Extra-large, and Yo Mama Size.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks down the street with a yellow rain coat,people shout "Taxi!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she went out in high heels she came back in flip flops.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went swimming in the ocean, the Spanish tried to clame her as a new
continent.
Yo mama's so fat, during summertime she sells shade.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on the rainbow Skittles(tm) popped out.
Yo mama's so fat, when she died they have to widen the gates of heaven!
Yo moma's so fat, she needs to buy group insurance.
Yo mama's is so fat, when she goes swimming the tide comes in.
Yo mama's so fat, they had to put in speed bumps at the buffet resturant!
Yo moma's so fat, that when she won a fat beauty contest they sang: "There she is... North America"
Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.
Yo mama's so fat, she broke the family tree.
Yo mama's so fat, she's the same height standing up or lying down.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got shock absorbers on her toilet seat.
Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 lbs.
Yo mama's is so fat, when she bends over we lose an hour of day light.
Yo mama's so fat she when she fell down she broke the law.
Yo mama's so fat, she went outside wearing a coke-cola t-shirt, and a kid tried to put coins in her
ear and press her belly button.
Yo mama's so fat, Bill Gates can't pay for her lyposuction.
Yo mama's so fat, someone threw a rock at her back and hit her in the stomach!
Yo mama's so fat, when yo family asks for Kool-Aid, she runs through the wall.
Yo mama's so fat, if the world ever blew out, we could use yo mama as a spare.
Yo mama's so fat, hurricane Fran was just you mama blowing her nose.
Yo mama's so fat, she installed chairs in the refrigerator.
Yo mama's so fat at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo mama's so fat every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo mama's so fat her blood type is ragu
Yo mama's so fat, her college graduation picture was an airial.
Yo mama's so fat, her yearbook picture is an arial
Yo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!
Yo mama's so fat, if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test!
Yo mama's so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!
Yo mama's so fat, n black she jumped in the ocean and they ungee jumped and went straight to hell
Yo mama's so fat, she can't even tie her own shoes.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't reach her back pocket.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't wear Dazzey Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs
Yo mama's so fat, she dries her pants in the driveway
Yo mama's so fat, she eats biscuits like tic tacs
Yo mama's so fat, she eats wheat thicks.
Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama's so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
Yo mama's so fat, she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama's so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama's so fat, she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama's so fat, she has more nooks and crannies than Thomas' English Muffin.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo mama's so fat, she influences the tides.
Yo mama's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama's so fat, she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big
Yo mama's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Chicago, NY ..
Yo mama's so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama's so fat,she sat on a quarter and squished a booger out of George Washington's nose
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on the corner and the police came & said "break it up!"
Yo mama's so fat, she shows up on radar.
Yo mama's so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H D
Yo mama's so fat, she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out
Yo mama's so fat, she uses a hula hoop to hold up her socks
Yo mama's so fat, she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses a pillow case as a sock.
Yo mama's so fat, she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo mama's so fat, she wears a VCR for a beeper.
Yo mama's so fat, she went to a Chinese Restaurant and ordered a 40oz. of gravy
Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family
Yo mama's so fat, that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo mama's so fat, that when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama's so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama's so fat, they had to baptize her at Sea World
Yo mama's so fat, they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo mama's so fat, uses blanket as a washcloth
Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama's so fat, when i took her to the beach, little keds surron "Free Willy, Free WIlly"
Yo mama's so fat, when she backs up she beeps
Yo mama's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama's so fat, when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo mama's so fat, when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house she REALLY sits AROUND the house
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her ass back in the water.
Yo mama's so fat, when the bitch goes to an all You can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo mama's so fat, when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Yo mama's so fat, you smell like bacon at 90 degrees
Yo mama's so fat, when she travels, she's gotta make two trips.
Yo mama's so fat, that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo moma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was when she was looking down at the scale.
Yo mama's so fat, she put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean to use as a waterbed.
Yo mama's so fat, when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama's so fat, when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo mama's so fat, were in her right now.
Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama's so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her.
Yo mama's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Portugal claimed her for the new world
Yo mama's so fat, when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo mama's so fat, she was to stand in two different time zones.