Yo mama's so ugly, when she walked in to Taco Bell everybody ran for the border!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it doesn't look back.
Yo mama's so ugly,� when she joined an ugly contest, they said "sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama's so ugly, had to get her baby drunk just so she could breastfeed.
Yo mama's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends!
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was a kid and played in the sandbox, cats tried to bury her.
Yo mama's is so ugly, I shot her and I died.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she fell off the ugly tree she hit every branch on the way down.
Yo mama's so ugly, she turned Madusa to stone.
Yo mama's so ugly, she scares blind children.
Yo mama's so ugly, yo daddy had to put the mirror inside the medicine cabinet.
Yo mama's� so ugly, a freight train took a dirt road to avoid her.
Yo mama's so ugly, a train took a dirt road to avoid her.
Yo mama's so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo mama's so ugly, her parents fed her with a sling-shot.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was a baby her mom had to get drunk to feed her.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made pigs grow wings and fly away.
Yo mama's so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone.
Yo mama's so ugly, they taped "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama's so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama's so ugly, her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel
Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to haunted house and she came out with a job application
Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "thanks for bringing her back
Yo mama's so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around� her neck
Yo mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mama'said "What a treasure!" and her� father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama's so ugly, she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it
Yo mama's so ugly, she could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!
Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the moss off a rock!
Yo mama's so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks� out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Yo mama's so ugly, she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back
Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama's so ugly, that Yo father takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama's so ugly, the doctor is still smacking her ass
Yo mama's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama's so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train
Yo mama's so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
Yo mama's so ugly, they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama's so ugly, they know what time she was born, because her face stopped the clock!
Yo mama's so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama's so ugly, they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty
Yo mama's so ugly, when she passes by a bathoom the toilet flushes.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she sits in the sand the cat tries to bury her.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked everYone.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, her mama'saw the afterbirth and said "Twins!"
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped HER mama!
Yo mama's so ugly, Yo dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama's so ugly, You could stick her face in dough and make monster cookies
Yo mama was such an ugly baby that her parents had to feed her with slingshots.
When Yo mama was born they had to take her out of the trash can cause doctor said "Throw this shit away!"
Yo mamma's so ugly, that everyone in the whole world said"Nice and scary costume!" to her!