dogdare - I�TRIPLE�dog dare ya!

stoo~34 - Slap! OOOO!

stoo~54 - This is all your fault, you!�(SLAP!)

ch911 - The number you have just dialed...9-1-1...has been changed!

abdagnab - Grampa Simpson's classic "Dagnabit!"

afwoop - Archie Bunker. "Whoopie"

ahhhhh - A well-known comic and his classic "AHHHH-AHHH!!!"

akiss - nuff said.

ahoo - Warner Bros cartoon character saying "AHOOOOOOO!"

annoy - Python clip. We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating.

aroused - Friends. Is it wrong that I was totally aroused by that?

ashamed2 - Robert Preston saying, "I know what you're thinking...and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

awshadup - Warner Bros cartoon. Saying just that.

beating - One *I*�created! For my special friends who need to stay in line.

bendover - Dennis Mitchell. God knows what he was referring to!�(Dennis the Menace).

birdpoop - Python and parrot droppings. What else?

biteme - MST3K. Can I just remind you to bite me?

boob - Barney Fife. I'm a boob!

born - Were you born an A-Hole?

bumped - Disconnection is a pain in the behind.

cat- I'm too sexy for my cat. (My cat thinks I�am just nuts!)

christ - Sounds like something Christ would do. (Thanks Kim!�)

correct - Correct Boy Wonder!�From the old Batman TV�show.

damnyou - Charlton Heston giving his opinion.

deranged - Python alumn John Cleese. "Are you TOTALLY deranged??" From A Fish Called Wanda.

dethstng - Rowan Atkinson (Black Adder). A�chat with you and somehow death loses its sting!

dirtyape - Heston as "Taylor" giving more advice to some apes.

doinhere - Sgt Vince Carter, Gomer Pyle, USMC, asking some questions.

dlsucks - life sucks! Ask Dennis Leary! (Contains rough language).

eartgirl - Says "Here comes Dr. Love!!"

eltool - Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, saying "Grab a tool and start bangin'!" (Thanks Kite!)

fantasy - Welcome to fantasy island! (Applies to most folk in chat!�)

fault2 - This is all your fault you little blob of toberulatic sputum! (Spelling is not a strongpoint!�)

fired2 - Jetsons.Mr. Spacely firing George again.

fondle - Python. Please fondle my bum!

fried - Ugly electric shock followed by a woman screaming.

frighten - Heston again. "Frankly son, you friighten me."

frolick - Would YOU like to frolick in a leafy glad?�

fstupid - George Carlin again. Some people are f-ing stupid! (Thanks Kim - obviously a Carlin fan!�)

glue - Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!

go - Carlin again. If you need space, go the F outside.

gonads - Strange advice from Paul Harvey!

goodies - Yogi Bear asking where are the goodies?

googly - Great googly moogly!

grabit - �I said you could touch it! Not grab it!

gotta - OOOOO! That's gotta hurt!!!

grgs - You're GORGEOUS!

grouch08 - Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?

helgoing - More Groucho! Singing, "Hello! I must be going."

hell2 - Southpark - "You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!" (For Southpark wavs, visit Mr. Kite, see the Links!)

holdon - Hold on to yer butts. From Jurassic Park.

holycow - Harey Carey's famous line.

ignor - Cleese again. Regarding the sort of ingnorance he expects.

insults - Python's Holy Grail. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

kickin - I'm kickin' my a*! Do ya mind???!

ladeda - LA�DE FRICKIN' DA!!!!

luvyaman - Gee, guess what this is.

madhell - "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!!!"

madhouse - Heston's opinion of the apes accomodations.

magoo - Oh, Magoo! You've done it again!!!

mandress - Barney Fife. Haven't you seen a man get out of a dress before?

mindcntl - Get ready for mind control!!!

missedit - Missed it by that much.

mocking - You're mocking me, aren't you.

murder - Son, did you murder a boy in school today?

nasty - That could have been NASTY! (Kim again!)

naughty- I'm a naughty boy! Naughty! Naughty! Naughty!

newbook - The new phone books are here!!!!

nixon - You won't have Nixon to kick around anymore!

nopants - I'm not wearing pants....

oboe - For the musically inclined. If you let my string your stradivarius, I'll let you finger my oboe.

perverse - I must admit. I�do get a certain perverse pleasure out of it.

pootsory - Python. A�fart noise followed by "Sorry!" Just like family dinners!

popcorn - Something unsettling in your popcorn. Details at 11.

prolong - Python. Nothing wrong with you that an operation can't prolong. Something like that.

prodwmn - Barney Fife's opinion on females.

psycho - MST3K. Its fun to be psychotic!

pudding - Chris Farley. Now I have a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!!!

sadclown - A sad clown in an iron lung. Always wanted one.

sexy1 - Say the word honey and I'm all over you like the hair on my back! (Uh, Kim again. )

shatner0 - He sings. Or so he thinks.

shazam - Gomer Pyle.

shootme - Just shoot me now.

sick - Bullwinkle telling you he will now be sick.

sinned - The infamous "I have sinned against you!"

spanish - Python. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

sunofab - Porky Pig. You gotta here this one if you are an old WB�cartoon fan.

tarzan - Tarzan's famous yell.

tattoo - THE�PLANE!�THE�PLANE!!!!

thnkshut - Sgt�Carter again. Whatever you're thinkin'...SHUT�UP!

thuferin - Thufferin' Thuckatath!!

thwap - Well, its a thwap.

touchit - No, you may not touch my monkey!

turkey - A turkey. For all your friends on T-Day.

tvlhog15 - Sgt Schultz's famous "I know NO-THING!" speech.

underwear - Babylon 5..."I hope you brought a change of underwear. Your going to need it after you read this."

whatif - I was to kick the ever-lovin' * out of you?

whattodo - Lost Letterman begging, "Somebody tell me what to do...."

whip - Well, its a whip. (What you expect? Whipped cream or something?)

wicked - I'm not really a wicked fairy. I'm just wicked! From a "Fractured Fairytale".

yabba - Flinstone's trademark.

zooty2 - Babylon5. Its makes no sense. Therefore, its PERFECT!