afgloomy�-� Addam's Family. Wednesday says, "Its so nice and gloomy."

agony - A man and his pain.

ahole - Friends. Whatever he is attempting to dislodge....

alka - That's one a-spicy meatball!!!

alrighty - Jim Carey. Alrighty then!

apshag1 - Austin Powers. I think you're shagadelic...!

asskckd - Somebody out to get their a* kicked for this, that's for sure!

atyou - Bogie's famous line. Here's looking at you, kid.

badword - A child says, "Aw! You said a bad word!"

batcave - "C'mon Robin! To the Batcave!!!"

batupyer - John Cleese theatening to stick a bat up your nightdress.

bebad - Yeah, baby! I�wanna be BAD!

beef - Where's the beef?! And you thought old commercials faded away?

better - Holy Grail. "I'm getting better!" Cleese: "No your not. You'll be stone dead in a moment!"

bitebutt - I had this wild dream. Electric eels were biting my butt.

blaber - Jackie Gleason. "YOU...are a blabermouth!!!!!"

boing - I tend away from sound effects. But this is the perfect "boing".

boldtalk - Oddly, this man is talking to John Wayne. How many teeth did he have left?

britesid - Always look on the bright side of life. A Python ditty.

bugswar - Of course, you know, this means war!�

bye - a baby says "bye-bye". For those adult chats. Heh Heh

chacha - South Park. The birds and the bees.

cfcake - Chris Farley. "Mom, I wish you could be Santa's little helper and SHUT�YOUR�D* CAKEHOLE!"

chicksex - South Park. Sorry I�had sex with the chickens! I�won't do it again.

cooper - Twin Peaks. David Lynch speaking, "Cooper. You remind me, today, of a small Mexican chihuahua.

crowape - MST3K. Crow being his psychotic self.

dalek2 - Dr. Who. Message from the Daleks to your chat enemies.

fallen - I've fallen and I�can't get up!!!

feelings - Chevy Chase's LONG�diatribe about someone he doesn't seem to care for.

friedegg - Does anyone else feel like a fried egg?

f.o.?*�- Python clip from Holy Grail. John Cleese asking a stupid question.

fun* - Chevy Chase telling you you are going to have FUN.

gophor - I have a gopher in my pants.

handy - The New Red Green Show. If the women don't find ya handsome, they should at least find ya handy.

hawaii* - The Hawaiians never bargained for this.

hellyeah - Sounds like Tom Hanks saying, "(laugh)Hell yeah!"

hippcrap - South Park. Its all a bunch of tree-huggin' hippie crap.

horny - Austin Powers. Let me ask you a question...do I make you horny?

iam - Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. I�am Magic Thighs! And I demand that I am Broomfondle!

igopee - A child saying "I gotta go pee!"

internet - MST3K. Mirrors my sentiments.

kiss�-�Smooch!

kisses - Even more smooches!

manchwdr - South Park. I�want your hot man chowder! Whoa! Helloooo!

monsty- Addam's Family. "Great jumpin' catfish! Where did you find those monstrosities?"

nicemess - Laurel &�Hardy. Well, there's another nice mess you've gotten me into!

peewee - I know you are, but what am I?

pighead - UFO. You think I'm a pigheaded, cretinous lout, don't you Stryker?

reflxs - Its all in the reflexes.

sosad - Ed Grimley. This is so sad, I must say.

spank - South Park. Well. Spank my a* and call me Charlie.

spstupd - South Park. Remember. There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people.

stalking - Rowan Atkinson (Black Adder). Disease and deprivation stalk our land like..two giant stalking things.

sth - Oh, you're goin' straight to hell for that one!

toilet - Simpsons. Hey. There's something you don't see in a toilet everyday!

vyv4 - Young Ones. This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence.

wetmice - Nice girl, but about as sharp as a bag of wet mice.

whatsup - Bugs Bunny's classic line.

yipee - A very unenthusiastic "yipee".