todaloft Take me up to the loft and..well...take me!

amusing - Hitchcock. That was amusing, wasn't it?

anykey - Homer. To start, hit any key. Where is the anykey?

ashole - Pardon my french, but you are.....

badges - We don't need no Stinkin' badges!

balls - Jim Carrey (I�think). They are showing.

bastrd - Vivian from The Young Ones being succinct in his opinion.

beaut - John Cleese. I�don't know what he's selling, but "blood-caked walls"???

beliefs - Dr. Who. Go forward in all your beliefs and prove to me I�am not mistaken in mine.

bite - What we ALL�have to do now and then.

boing1 - Boing! Boing, boing, boing!

cnclsn - Dr. Who. After reaching that brilliant conclusion, how about getting on with it?

cnn - This is CNN

cyrano - Shatner. I�thank you!

destroy - I�MUST�DESTROY�YOU!!!

dirtyrat - Cagney. What else?

espresso - Where you going?�I�was going to make espresso....

excuseme - Steve Martin. EXCUUUUUUUUUSE MEEEEEEEE!

getcha - Wizard Of Oz. I'll get you my pretty! And your little dog, too!

greatoz - Wiizard Of Oz. The Great Oz has spoken!

hadbrain - Wizard Of Oz. What would you do with a brain if you had one?�

holdit - Hold it! What the h*ll is THAT�****?!

lucy2 - Shatner singing (sort of) "Lucy In The Sky". Yikes!

mad - They say I am crazy! But I am not the one who is crazy! I am the one who is MAADDD!!!

makemydy - Clint. Doin' his thing.

malfnctn - What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?

manson - Charles Manson at his eloquent best.

masonic - John Cleese's opinion of the Masons.

master - Dr. Who. You must obey me! I�am the master! I!�I!�I!

master2 - Master of all matter!!!

mindwork - Dr. Who. Your mind is beginning to work. But you mustn't take any credit.

misdial�- Fat fingers? Mash the keyboard.

necroman - Alfred Hitchcock. Good evening fellow necromaniacs.

no4911 - Homer Simpson. Whats the number for 911?

nympho - Will all nymphomaniacs please report to the main room for playtime?

obvious - Dr. Who. I should have thought that was quite obvious.

pigs - Young Ones. Neil, in uniform saying, "Open up! Its the pigs!"

pizzaguy - Oh, I�forgot my pants!

scumbag - Whats your name, scumbag?

shatdesp - Shatner. I think its Shakespeare. I hope its not.

soupnazi - No soup for you!

srvitude - Lily Tomlin. How may I, in all servitude, be of assistance?

swlovin�-�South Park. I just gave you sweet lovin' five minutes ago. You tryin' to kill me?

tambman - Shatner. Mr. Tambourine man...uh...Mr. Tambourine man?!

treatme - Gomer Pyle, USMC. You treat me bad and I'll ingore ya!

wish - Wish I had one. You know.

wr912 - Simpsons. Moe telling some unlucky caller he dialed the wrong number for 911.

yoeoh - Wizard Of Oz. Something to chant as you go off to work.

prsucks - The truth of our time. Prodigy sucks.