answer - Mel Gibson (Braveheart) - Don't change the subject. Just answer the f*ing question!

attn - Adam Sandler (The Wedding Singer)  Once again, something that could have been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!!

babies - Southpark.  More advice from the kids. You shut your mouth and make babies!

beans - The Simpsons. Bart's rendition of the Bean Song. (The Magical Fruit).

booked - Tom Baker (Dr. Who). I'm fully booked for the next two centuries.

brb - Jim Carrey.  If I'm not back in five minutes...just wait longer.

butcher - Chris Farley (Tommy Boy). Take a look up a butcher's what????

buyclue - Here's a quarter, sweetheart.  Buy uourself a clue.

ciggies - Dennis Leary.  The filters are the best part.  And this is why.

coffee - Dennis Leary.  Whatever happened to coffee flavored coffee? (Thanks from fatcat1 - whatever your reat name is. (G))

defile - Val Kilmer (Tombstone).  I have not yet begun to defile myself.

dethmrch - Comic take on the famous death march.

dictnry - John Wayne. Best you don't know what it means.

discretn - Due to some violent content......

dumass - The reason bad things happen to you.

elfbite - An elf voice saying "Hey. Bite me."

excuse - Excuse me while I laugh!

fargin - (Johnny Dangerously). You fargin sneaky bastidge!

fodlearn - James Earl Jones (Field Of Dreams). We got a learning disability here?

freakout - Kramer (Seinfeld). Stop it! You're freaking me out!

gameover - That's it, man! Game over man! Game over!!!

grasscut - Foxworthy. If you cut your grass and find a car, chances are you might be a redneck.

guarntee - Chris Farley (Tommy Boy).  All they sold you was a guaranteed POS.

hugwait - Spade (Tommy Boy).  If you're waiting for a hug, you might want to pack a lunch.

huntya - John Wayne. I'll hunt ya down and kill ya.

ilikeit - Chevy Chase (Modern Problems). Yes! OOH AH HA HA! I like it!!!

impaired - Closed Captioned for the thinking impaired.

jumstart - Jump starting Windows.

luke - Chris Farley. (Tommy Boy). Doing the Vader impression into a desk fan.

madam - (Dharma & Greg). May I check madam's pole or will she be keeping it up her butt?

neener - Neener neener neener!

noidea - I have no idea. For I have been living on Mars....

normdog - (Cheers). Norm: Its a dog-eat-dog world and I am wearing milkbone underwear.

notsafe - Chris Farley (Tommy Boy). That wasn't safe at all!

notsmart - Tom Hanks (Forrest Gumpp) I'm not a smart man.

nowscoty - (Star Trek - TOS)  Aye. The haggis is in the fire now.

oldmac - Old MacDonald was dyslexic.....

ondope - What are you people? On dope??

palance - Jack Palance. Believe it..or not!

puppy - If you want to run with the big dogs....

putdown - The last thing you want your girlfriend to say to you. (GG)

rate - The following is rated R.

reality - (Animaniacs). We gotta get back to planet reality now.

renfield - (Dracula).  Renfield's famous evil laugh.

resume - Robin Williams  This will NOT look good on a resume!!!

ridehard - John Wayne.  Well, sister. The time has come for me to ride hard and fast.

roadkill - Roadkill on the Information Highway.

spazoid - (Tommy Boy)  Listen up you little spazoids.....

swallow - Walter Mattau (Grumpy Old Men).  Why don't you pull your lip over your head and swallow?

thismess - (Braveheart). The lord tells me he can get me out of this mess. But he is pretty sure you're f*d.

topoop - From an actual children's show: Everybody and every creature has to poop sometime.

veryfny - (Flintstones). Fred: Very funny. Veeery funny.

vfunny - Daffy Duck: Ha. Ha. Very funny. Ha. Ha.

vulcan - (Star Trek - TOS).  Bones: Are you out of your Vulcan mind?

wish - (Seinfeld) Elaine: Here's to those who wish us well.  And those who don't can go to hell!.

worktodo - (Police Squad!)  Sex Frank?  Uh, no. Not right now. We have work to do.

wussie - (Third Rock From The Sun)  I'm sorry. Was I asleep when you turned into a big wussie?

yeow - (Flintstones)  Thud! YEOW!!!!!

yipikiya - Bruce Willis.  Yipikiya M*f*r

zzzz - What you are probably doing right now!

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