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    3 out of 4 beauty queens agree; Dick Co. is better than shattering mirrors

    		• Dick Co. is not alone in its plight for customer satisfaction. Our oversees associates also see to it that you are happy. Wang Co. International has been a prime example of good faith and costumer service throughout its servatude. Plus they give us money to put their name on our site. The following are the head Wang Co. investors in Dick Co.



    WANG CO. INVESTORS




    MIGUEL SANCHEZ:
    WANG CO. TREASURER
     "Me like Dick Co. much! My Dick Co. Stock is this big!"

    SHOGO BOONE:
    WANG CO. SECRETARY OF PUBLIC AFFAIRS
    "Dick Co. killed my brother, I now invest in it to dis-honor his dead soul. He was a pansy. I squat on his grave."





    DR. LOVE:
    WANG CO. CEO
     Click here to hear what the Doctor has to say about Dick Co. in WAV form.

    Wang Co. and Dick Co. are equall companys and will support eachother through think or thin. And we suggest that if you are over seas, looking for a cheap product, don't hesitate to look to Wang Co. Of course, whis doesn't mean that you should buy Wang Co. products INSTEAD of Dick Co. products. Never ever buy anything instead of Dick Co. when you have the chance to buy Dick Co.



    Usage of any ideas or concepts from this Dick Co. page is strickly prohibeted. Please restrain from copying or imitating them. We know our ideas are genius, but you will just have to live with the fact that you suck compared to us. If you fail to comply with these laws, we will sick one of the Wang Co. employees on you. And trust me, these guys could waste you no matter who you are. Especially the big Doc. So just don't say we didn't warn you, after all: We are GOD