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    		• This is Dick Co.s favorite part of the site, the part where you spend money! Feel free to chose from our wide range of products, they make great gifts, surprises, door stops, weopons, or even pets! We also would like to point out that all sales are FINAL. Let us repeat, FINAL. Please chose the product you would like to buy, and then press order.

    Product #019275     		This is our classic model. This is the one that was started by our founder so mnay years ago. And it quality and usefulness are still just as strong today. Only now, instead of making it by hand, we have a team of robots doing the work. This one has always been a favorite of our customers and will probably continue to be.

    Product #816827     		So, your the type of man who goes for the DELUX version eh? Well your in luck, Dick Co. will always have overpriced products with the sticker delux printed on it. And this ones a doozy. This product is great for impressing you buddies at the office, picking up chicks, scaring your mother in law, and commiting suicide.

    Product #689727     		This product makes kids happy all our over the great country of America. Kids just love it! Think about when you were a child, wouldn't you have loved being able to utalize the benefits of this product while you were frolicing in sewers and what not? Of course. So why not share the joy to your child, grandchild, god child, bastard child, dead child, or ugly child. Or you could always use it for its original purpose and destroy a city.



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    Do not expect Dick Co. to ACTUALLY send you the product. Thats not what we here at Dick Co. do. We specialize in Consumer Manipulation. (screwing you, the customer over). WE enjoy our work and when we get your free money we will be grinning, yes, grinning and laughing at YOU, the consumer. We at Dick Co. believe that customer satsifaction is a must. So we will allways see to it that you are happy. But of course we will never do anything if you complain about being sad. Its not OUR fault (please disregard the fact that we said it was a fault a few sentences ago). Plus, if you die because of our product, our Dick Co. scientists/cannibles get to use your body for research and keep any money from your will.