Tinturn Abbey Poem
This is a poem based on William Wordsworth's Tinturn Abbey, on my favorite place and why it's so special. In case you can't figure it out, I'll give you a hint: it's Taipei.
The Real Deal
Hot sun tickles my senses as I stand, acutely aware
On the threshold of a familiar yet exotic landscape.
People, people everywhere speaking a language
That I know as well as this one
As I step over the threshold into
A new heart.
The city life greets me, tantalizing me with
A glittering microcosm of original possibilities.
This city - a pixel on the map where
The island itself is but a dot
Fills me
With a new freedom, like a
Dragonfly that has struggled its way
Out of Venus.
The hot air clinging to my skin is
Liberating and the cacophony of traffic
Plays like a sweet symphony
To my soul.
Stores with windows of glass,
And I peer in through the glass
At the images reflected in the glass
While the glass part of myself breaks
Away and hides temporarily, frightened
By the loud noise and the
Bright night lights.
Unlike the imitation, the
Chinatown, dingy and dirty,
This place is the real deal.
It feels like the home I would have had
But for circumstances.
Later I will try to recapture these memories
In dreams before they slip away through
The hourglass.
But for now, I visit the place that I fly to
On wings that only grow stronger with
Use and age.
Descriptive Writing Exercise for English
For this assignment we just had to write two paragraphs, one of a place and another of a person related to that place, and let the reader get an idea of what kind of person/place it is using pure description.
Short Short Story
This was just a silly little story I wrote for a group assignment where we each had to write a chapter in a "superhero" epic...our hero happened to be Alex Trebek.
Steering the car with one hand, Alex felt in his pocket with the other to make sure his 24K gold-plated notecard case was still there. One couldn't be too safe these days. Especially since those notecards were his lifeblood. Without them, he'd be no more than your average game show host. God forbid he become like Pat Sajak; now that was boring if he ever saw it. At least he had the answers on his trusty notecards. Pat always seemed just as clueless as most of his confused contestants. Besides, that wheel of his was definitely rigged to stop at "Bankrupt." Alex promised himself he would expose those hypocrites sometime in the near future. Just not right now - he was too tired from feeding the musk oxen every night, and the present traffic was making him incredibly irritable.
Beep-beep!!!
The obnoxious ranting of the car behind him disrupted his thoughts. Annoyed, he pressed a button on the dashboard, smiling to himself when he saw the smoke billowing out behind his car. All's fair on the roads of life, Alex thought. Finally, finally, he reached the front gate of the studio. His radar sense went on alert immediately. Something wasn't quite right, he noted to himself. The guard wasn't in his normal spot in the booth, and the valet didn't come around to get his car. After parking the car himself, Alex decided to check on the musk oxen that had been brought over especially for this week's shows. The theme of the week was "Strange Things: Prehistory to the Present." Opening the door to the main studio, he walked in on complete chaos.
Everyone was there, including the missing guard and valet.
"What's going on here?" he asked no one in particular.
A frazzled cameraman stopped to respond. "Don't you know, Alex? I don't know how you possibly don't know, but since you don't I might as well tell you now so you know. The musk oxen have been stolen!"
"What?" Alex started in shock. Things like this weren't supposed to happen on the set of his show. Or rather, they did but he always stopped them in time. "I think I know where they might be. Tell everyone I'll be back soon." And before the cameraman could utter a peep, Alex was gone.
After exiting the main studio, an instinct made Alex turn and head toward the back lot with its many dilapidated old buildings. Seeing nothing, he was about to turn back.
"Well, well, well, if it isn't Mr. Rinky-dinky Question Man himself. Too bad you're alone. It would've been more fun to kill you if there were more of you," the slithery voice came from behind him.
Alex spun quickly on his heel to face his unexpected opponent. Looking around wildly, he finally glanced down and saw the hissing snake at his feet. "You stole the musk oxen?"
To his surprise, the form of the snake wavered, becoming a collie the next instant. "Now do you see?" the creature asked of him.
"A shapeshifter!" Alex exclaimed. "I've heard about your kind. You're nothing but trouble. And I'm going to destroy you once and for all!" With that, he whipped out his notecard case and removed the notecards.
"Ooooo, I'm so scared of big bad Alex and his cards," the now-tiger growled.
Alex just smiled and started reading from his cards. "What is basketball? Who are the leprechauns? What is the Leaning Tower of Pisa? What is currency? What is the UPS?" With each word, blue light shooting out of his mouth like bullets became stronger and brighter.
"What? Noooooooo!!! What're you doing? You're just a game show host. You're all stupid. Stop!" the shapeshifter moaned as it was enveloped in the bright blue light.
"Too late," Alex declared triumphantly. "The process has already begun." And indeed it had. The shapeshifter was fast losing its lion shape and flattening and shrinking its way to becoming...a notecard!
Alex yawned as he turned toward the dilapidated buildings after hearing a rustling noise. As he had expected, there were the musk oxen, right behind the studio the entire time. He let them out, picking up the newly formed notecard on his way into the studio. It read, "Who is Linda Tripp?"
Note: I wrote this story a few months ago, so it might seem kinda weird now.
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