Armageddon (Dir:
Michael Bay, 1998, US) Action thriller
Remember the 1979 Sean Connery flick Meteor? A dreadful movie by all
accounts with an, ahem, rock-solid premise. Huge boulder swooping towards
the earth; Those on terra firma have to do something about it while chunks of
the rock burn through the atmosphere and turn under-populated areas to
smoking craters.
With a rather large rock currently heading in our general
direction, Hollywood was quick to jump on the bandwagon, keen to take the
premise, throw lots of money at it and hopefully cash in. Deep Impact, the first of
the year's meteor remakes I've not seen, nor want to.
It had one of the longest
trailers of the year which usually means it's a stinker and the producers are
desperate to persuade Joe Public that what they have is actually quite good if
we'd only give it a chance.
From the outset, Armageddon was the killer rock
movie for me. Even the slagging the 50 minute trailer received at Cannes
wouldn't deter me.
With Bruce Willis starring, Michael Bay (maker of The Rock-
a better title surely) directing and even Jerry (Top Gun) Bruckheimer producing,
this looked like good value for money.
Now bearing in mind I went to see this on
my 30th birthday, I wanted something good to commemorate the occasion, and
Armageddon delivered - in spades.
The plot is completely over-the-top but the
fact that two spaces shuttles have to sling shot around the moon, weave in and
out of stray rock fragments, land on the thing and then blow it up is so
outrageous, you can't help but admire the writer's front.
Great special effects, a
fine turn from Willis - whose characters now seem to have reached a certain
God-like status, and good dialogue here and there from Jonathan Hensleigh
make this one of the best films of the year.
If you liked this try these: The Rock;
The Dirty Dozen; 12 Monkeys; The Right Stuff.
*****
The X Files (Dir: Rob
Bowman, 1998, US) Sci-fi action thriller
With Chris Carter's supernatural series making a fortune on the box, it
didn�t take a genius with a film degree to realise Carter would be working on a
movie version.
However, Fight The Future is a strange hybrid.
One of the most
intelligent sci-fi movies in years, it certainly packs a punch for the first half when
a bunch of kids discover a bizarre black oil in a Texas catacomb.
A virus is
released, nasty aliens monsters start roaming around and general chaos is
unleashed.
All good, scary stuff with enough twists and turns to keep you
hooked.
However, things become rather formulaic by part two.
Any film fans
knows that all movies follow a certain pattern. When you can see one emerging,
it's often a good bet that everything will proceed in the usual order.
This one,
strangely, reminded me of Superman II with Mulder (David Duchovny)
searching for a kidnapped Scully (Gillian Anderson) in the Antarctic.
Too many
lucky coincidences and some rather dull turns from the stars made this look like
an overblown episode.
One of the problems was Mulder and Scully had too
much space to run around in.
Wi th less cash and a more claustrophobic feel,
this would have been a genuine classic.
As it was, it was just a diverting feature
film which didn't really go anywhere.
If you liked this try these: Close Encounters
of the Third Kind, Aliens.
Lost in Space (Dir:
Stephen Hopkins, 1998 US/UK) Sci-fi action thriller
The latest Sixties TV series to get the big screen treatment is a delight on
just about every level.
From the first five minutes when daredevil pilot Don West
(a beefy Matt Le Blanc) tackles alien invaders in his star fighter, viewers are
introduced to a stunning future world bristling with more gadgets than James
Bond could ever dream of.
The movie boasts the most effects ever used in a film
and you can tell where most of the $80million budget went.
Perhaps the most
surprising thing about the film is the story.
There is one.
Something unique in
any summer blockbuster these days.
William Hurt plays John Robinson, a
scientist attempting to save the world by building a stargate which will enable
intergalactic travel.
Together with his family - Mimi Rogers, Lacey Chabert,
Heather Graham and the excellent Jack Johnson - they blast off with Le Blanc at
the helm.
Unknown to them, mad scientist Zachary Smith (a delightfully over-
the-top Gary Oldman) has stowed aboard and attempt to wipe out their mission.
Things don't quite go to plan and soon family, pilot and psychopath are quite
literally lost in space, tackling killer spiders and always one step away from a
grisly death.
A great premise for a film and well executed thanks to director
Stephen Hopkins.
One of the few big budget films in recent years that should
please adults and kids alike.
If you're over 18 and liked this, try these: Star
Wars; Aliens; Event Horizon. 109 mins *****
Good Will Hunting
(Dir: Gus Van Sant, 1998 US) Drama
It had to happen.
After making a string of dreadful movies such as Jack
and Flubber, Robin Williams finally makes a film well worth a look.
The movie
concerns a gifted, troubled young man (Matt Damon) who has a photographic
memory and the ability to solve absurdly difficult maths problems.
A bit handy
with his fists is our brilliant lad and so ends up at the offices of psychiatrist Sean
Maguire (Williams).
Luckily, like his namesake, Sean doesn't start singing but
does manage to befriend the genius and attempts to get to the bottom of his
social problems.
Witty, touching and blisteringly clever, this movie (written by its
stars Matt Damon and Ben Affleck for a cool million dollars), it never travels
down the road marked Cliche.
Although there's many a golden-hued moment
reminiscent of Dead Poet's Society, it scarcely matters. As with all good movies,
its message is simple.
Seize the day, make the most of yourself and your life
etc. But it never rams the fact down your throat.
Good support comes from
Stellan Skarsgard, top-drawer direction by Gus Van Sant and Danny Elfman's
score is suitably unobtrusive.
On the strength of this it looks like Matt Damon
could be the hottest new star of the Nineties while co-star Minnie Driver proves
that she is still one of the most fascinating actresses working in the movies
today.
Don't miss it.
If you liked this try these: Little Man Tate; Rain Man. 126
mins *****
Titanic (Dir: James
Cameron, 1998 US) Moist drama
A brief mention to the expensive powerhouse of a movie for several
reasons.
The first is you've read far too much on this already and I have nothing
new to say on the issue.
However, the scale of the picture is at least worth the
price of admission.
The second is Kate Winslet.
The third is the sheer perverse
pleasure of watching a movie whose production costs alone could have kept a
starving third world town alive for a year (probably). Worth all the Oscars? Not really. But if you like laughing at lines such as: "There are icebergs out there. I can see them in your eyes," Then this is ideal.
If you liked this try these:
The Abyss; A Night To Remember. 195mins ***