Happosai
he
steals panties???
Happosai
is an old martial arts master who taught
Genma
and Soun
when they were young. Taught being the emphasized word, because he
used them to sack and pillage nearby towns for food, drinks and women's
underclothing. The terror of Happosai went on for months until one
night, when Genma and Soun gave him some sake (pronounced sah-kay, it's
kinda like rum) which he drank wholeheartedly and fell asleep. Genma
and Soun then tied him in chains, put him in a barrel, tied up the barrel,
threw it in a cave, threw dynamite in the cave, put a boulder over the
cave entrance, hung anti-evil wards on the boulder and held the boulder
in place until the dynamite went off. Genma and Soun then forgave
Happosai for his crimes, and left him to rest in peace.
They wish. 20 years later the boulder was hit by lightning during
a thunderstorm and shattered, freeing a dark, red-eyed being from his eternal
prison. Happosai came to Nerima and ate at restaurants, leaving tabs
sending the bill to the Tendo Training Hall. Akane
and female
Ranma found him in the street, where he had already found a group
of P.E. girls out jogging, and was clinging all over them, looking for
Akane. Akane said that she was who he was looking for, and Happosai
was startled to find that he'd actually found her. He grabbed at
Ranma, who kicked him away, and Happosai cried that Akane didn't recognize
him. They brought him to the dojo, where Soun was controllably startled
that he was alive, but welcomed him home. Soun then tried to attack
him, but got thrown out the window. He then saw Genma, who was hiding
as a panda, but Happosai recognized his beady eyes. Later, Happosai
told them that their scheme to destroy him had failed, and that they should
have finished him off when they had the chance. The reason he had
come, though, was that he needed an heir to the Anything Goes School of
Martial Arts. Soun and Genma quickly refused, but Genma elected Ranma
for the job, but (Ranma was a girl at the time) Happosai said she'd never
survive his training, then cried in her chest, to which Ranma punched him
away. Genma then splashed Ranma with hot water, and told Happosai
that his son was a boy, and Happosai accepted Ranma as his disciple.
Happosai trains Ranma through indirect means, such as throwing him in no-win
situations, or fighting him for intruding in his affairs. He is an
incredibly strong martial artist, more powerful than most of the characters
in the entire series. His strength is drawn from contact with women's
underclothing, or women themselves if he can. He steals panties,
bras and anything else he can get his hands on, proving that he is a 110%
pervert. He isn't afraid of anyone either, but he uses Genma and
Soun as flunkies to do his dirty work.
Back
to the Don...Nothin'
like the smell of a man to make ya sick! (cough)