A scooper for Darkhorizons got wind of the following scoop on the SCARY MOVIE trailer. It contains some jokes.. So
if you hate jokes or don't want them spoiled.. Don't read the ITALICS.
"As best as I can remember these are the jokes/spoofs the trailer
contained:
* It starts out (like every spoof movie trailer) with a serious intro. It
makes you think this is going to be yet another sequel to the "Scream"
movies. A cop tells a suspect that they're going to have to hold him there
at the police station. Next scene shows the cop hugging the suspect tightly
* A girl is running away from a killer. Her shirt gets ripped off
exposing a great body in lingerie. Slow down shot a la "Baywatch".
She runs out into the street, sees her Dad driving and tries to signal him.
He hits her and sends her flying into the air in gymnastic fashion
* The Scream Mask guy is chasing a woman up the stairs. To fend him
off, the woman throws a giant vase at him, then a bicycle, then grandma
(who happens to be walking by), then a stand-up piano
* A bunch of high schoolers hit a pedestrian in the street at night
with a car. They argue over what to do with the body (a la "I Know
What You Did...") as the pedestrian stands up and says "It's alright!
I'm OK!". Not noticing, one of the kids discards an empty bottle, hitting
the pedestrian in the head and knocking him out (dead?)
* Another guy tells his bed partner (who has guns), "Cover me,
I'm going down", as he proceeds to "go down"
* Great shot of a girl jumping up in the air and kicking at a Scream-Mask
guy in 3D slow-mo filmed a la "The Matrix" bullet-dodging scene.
Mask guy dodges out of the way like Keanu as you hear his back crack painfully.
* A woman gets a call from the Scream Mask guy who says he's in the
house. She says "I know. I see you behind the sofa." Cut to the
sofa, with the Mask guy's feet sticking out from the back side
* Bedroom scene a la the makeout scene in "Nightmare On Elm Street".
Instead of the guy getting sucked into the bed and erupting in a bath of
blood, it appears that the victim guy shoots his wad in an explosive show
of force shooting his girlfriend into the ceiling
* The trailer closes off with the Scream Mask guy calling three other
guys a la the "Wassup!" beer commercial"
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