¡°Indecent Proposal¡±/ Friday - January 22, 1999

MOOKIE : Yo, Tiffani, these flowers came earlier but I didn't know where you was, so I put
          'em in my gym locker.
SAM : Mookie, you're supposed to put flowers in water.
MOOKIE : Ohhh. I knew I was supposed to put something in water. Here.
JAKE : I don't care if they're dead or not. Who's sending you flowers?!
TIFFANI : Oh, they're from Glenn Roberts. He was a patient at the hospital. I used to read to
           him while I was candy striping.
JAKE : I'm sorry, Tiff. I'm getting all uptight over some poor, old geezer who had eye surgery.
TIFFANI : No. Actually, Glenn's a senior at Heckley Prep. He's a really nice guy.
JAKE : But he's blind, right?
TIFFANI : Sorry. Just had his tonsils out.
SAM : So, Matt, did you find a date for the prom yet?
MATT : Nah. Why bother getting dates when we'll be on stage the whole time?
SAM : Couldn't get a date, huh, Matt?
MATT : No.
SAM : Why couldn't you just admit that? It's not fair that there's so much pressure to bring dates
      to the prom.
MATT : Couldn't get a date, either, huh, Sam?
SAM : Shut up, Matt.
SLY : BA-BOOM! I got great new! The Dreams are playing the "Post-Prom Party" at Sharkey's.
SLY : BA-BOOM!
MATT : More great news?
SLY : Yeah. The school can't afford to hire the Dreams for the prom anymore so they're hiring a
      D.J. instead.
TONY : We lost the prom, and you think that's great news?
SLY : It is for me -- I'm the D.J.
GANG : BA-BOOM!
SAM : It's hopeless. I'm doomed to be a dateless prom reject.
TIFFANI : What about Haji? He just moved here from India. Maybe he's free.
SAM : Hot patootie! Tiff, you're a lifesaver. Hi, Haji. I'm Samantha. Do you remember me from
      school?
HAJI : Yes.
SAM : Good. Um, listen, I was wondering, if you don't have a date for the prom yet, would you
      like to go with me?
HAJI : Yes.
SAM : Great! What time do you want to pick me up?
HAJI : Yes.
SAM : So, uh, basically, you have no idea what I just said, and I still don't have a date for the
      prom, right?
HAJI : Yes.
TIFFANI : Oh my gosh. That's Glenn. The guy from the hospital.
JAKE : Oh yeah, well, if he's got more flowers for you, he's going back to the hospital.
GLENN : Hi, Tiffani.
TIFFANI : Hi, Glenn, what are you doing here?
GLENN : Well, after I sent you the flowers, I realized it'd be nicer to thank you in person.
TIFFANI : Oh, that's sweet.
JAKE : Yeah, that was really sweet, Glenn. Bye.
GLENN : You must be Jake. Relax. Tiffani told me all about you in the hospital. You've got
         nothing to worry about -- this girl loves you a lot.
JAKE : Oh, yeah? Well, sit down, Glenn. You want some ice cream or something?
JAKE : Hey, guys. This is Tiff's friend, Glenn. He was just telling us how much Tiff loves me.
GLENN : Hi, guys. Nice to meet you.
SLY : Hey, I don't know you. Don't touch me.
TIFFANI : Don't mind, Sly. He may seem like a jerk, but he really is one.
SLY : Jake, you won't believe it. There is a Ferrari in the parking lot. It is so hot! I wish I
      knew who owned it, so I could kiss up and beg for a ride.
GLENN : I'm glad you like it. It's mine.
SLY : Glenn! Buddy! Don't mind me. I'm just a jerk. Please take me for a ride. Please, please.
GLENN : Here, take it for a spin.
SLY : This is amazing. I'm holding the keys to a Ferrari. May my babe cup runneth over.
TONY : Please, Sylvester. If girls only date you because of a car, they're shallow bimbos.
SLY : Yeah, so?
TONY/MATT : Prom dates!!!
TIFFANI : I'm so glad we don't have to scramble to get prom dates.
JAKE : Yeah, that's cause we're not going.
TIFFANI : Excuse me?!
JAKE : Well, come on, Tiff. Proms are stupid. They just make people get all hung up on what
       they look like and who they're with.
TIFFANI : Well, it doesn't have to be that way. The prom can be a beautiful night you spend
           with people you love.
GLENN : I can solve your problem.
JAKE : There's no problem.
TIFFANI : You better believe there is, bucko!
JAKE : What'd you have in mind, Glenn?
GLENN : Well, I'll take Tiffani to the prom.
JAKE : No way. I'm not letting another guy take my girlfriend on a date.
GLENN : But this is perfect. I've been trying to find a good way to thank Tiffani. Do it for me
         -- as a favor.
TIFFANI : I don't know. Glenn.
GLENN : I'll make you guys a deal. My dad owns a resort on Catalina. Let me take Tiffani to
         the prom and I'll get your band a gig for the entire summer.
MATT/SAM/SLY/TONY : WE'RE GOING TO CATALINA
  WE'RE GOING TO CATALINA
TIFFANI : Guys, we said we had to think about it.
SLY : Yeah, you're right. Guys, let's think about it.
MATT/SAM/SLY/TONY : WE'RE GOING TO CATALINA
  WE'RE GOING TO CATALINA
JAKE : It's not that simple. We shouldn't have to get a gig by selling Tiffani like some piece of
       meat.
SLY : Yeah, I see what you mean. Hey, maybe he'd take Sam.
SAM : You think?!
TIFFANI : Would you guys stop?!! Jake and I only told you because you're our friends and we
           hoped you could help us.
SAM : Okay, forget about Glenn. Compromise. Spend half the night at the prom. And the other
      half go to the movies or something.
TIFFANI : I don't want to go to the movies.
JAKE : And I don't want to go to the prom.
TONY : Well what if it was a movie about the prom?
TIFFANI : Look. Let Glenn take me, I'll be happy. You won't have to go, you'll be happy. And
           the Dreams will have a gig for the entire summer, we'll all be happy.
JAKE : Tiff, I love you and I want you to be happy, but I don't want some guy I don't know
       hitting on you.
TIFFANI : Maybe he won't be hitting on me -- he says he just wants to thank me. But either
           way, isn't our love strong enough to survive one night?
JAKE : Okay.
MATT/SAM/SLY/TONY : WE'RE GOING TO CATALINA
  WE'RE GOING TO CATALINA
TIFFANI : Are you sure you want to go through with this?
SAM : Absolutely. I'm not going to the prom alone. And just so I won't back out of it, I'll tell
      everyone here.
SAM : Listen up: I'm going to the prom with the next guy who walks in that door.
SAM : I meant the next guy.
SAM : Mookie, you're taking me to the prom.
MOOKIE : Ohhh. Did I know that?
CHAUFFEUR : Tiffani Smith?
TIFFANI : Um, yeat? That's me.
CHAUFFEUR : My employer, Glenn Roberts, asked that I deliver this to you.
TIFFANI : Oh my gosh! It's the most beautiful gown I've ever seen.
JAKE : Hey, anybody can go out and buy a dress. No effort there.
TIFFANI : Oh, it's okay, Jake. Glenn may have more money than you, but he'll never have my
           heart.
MATT : Well, I said I'd do it and I did it. I have a date for the prom.
TONY : All right, Matthew! Way to go man. How much is she charging you?
MATT : Nothing!! As long as I find a date for her friend.
TONY : Well, don't look at me. I hate blind dates. No way. No how. Not ever.
TONY : She'd better not be a dog, Matt.
MATT : I have no idea. But we'll find out when we pick her up.
TONY : Yeah, I guess so. Where does she live?
MATT : The pound. Later, Jake.
TONY : Oh, man. Wait!
SAM : Hey, Jake. What do you think?
JAKE : You look...
JAKE : ...More beautiful than any woman I have ever seen in my life.
SAM : I was thinking the same thing when I looked in the mirror and I was like -- oh.
TIFFANI : I feel like a princess.
JAKE : It's amazing. I knew you were beautiful but this is incredible.
MOOKIE : Sam, you look real good. Jump in.
SAM : Why are you dressed like that?
MOOKIE : Aay, everybody knows you're supposed to go to the prom in a monkey suit.
SAM : That's just an expression, Mookie.
MOOKIE : Ohhh.
SAM : Ah, Let's just go. On the way, we'll stop and get you something less... hairy.
TIFFANI : Are you sure you won't come, Jake?
JAKE : Nah. This is the best thing. I just keep telling myself that I'll have you all summer on
       Catalina.
TIFFANI : Me, too.
GLENN : Good evening. Tiffani, you look... incredible. Doesn't she, Jake?
JAKE : Yeah, yeah. I already told her that.
GLENN : Oh. Well, here's your corsage.
TIFFANI : Oh, it's beautiful. Thank you.
GLENN : Shall we?
TIFFANI : Yes. Goodnight, Jake.
SLY : Hey-ho. promsters. I'm your Sly-guy and I'd like to say to the ladies that I'll be
      accepting requests. Of course I'll be requesting something back. Heh-heh-heh.
SLY : Hey, babe, do you have a special request for your D.J.?
LISA : Yeah. Shut up and play some music.
MATT : All right! Party time at PCH.
MONA : Oh, I was nervous. Blind dates kind of freak me out.
TONY : Oh, I love blind dates. Isn't that right, Matt?
MATT : I believe your exact words were: "She'd better not be--"
TONY : Heh-heh, shut up, Matt. So, Mona, before we tear up the dance floor, why don't I get
        us some punch?
MONA : Oh, what? Just because I'm a woman, you don't think I can get it myself?
SAM : Look, Mookie, don't embarrass me. If anyone talks to us, don't say anything. Just nod
      and smile.
MOOKIE : Ohhh-kay.
LISA : Hi, guys. Hey, Mookie, nice tux. Where'd you get it?
MOOKIE : Oooh.
TIFFANI : What are they all looking at?
GLENN : You. Cinderella has just arrived at the ball. Enjoy it. This is your night.
GLENN : Would you like to dance?
TIFFANI : Okay.
TIFFANI : You're a wonderful dancer, Glenn.
GLENN : Without you in my arms, I'd be invisible.
TIFFANI : That's sweet.
GLENN : So, is it what you expected?
TIFFANI : Not at all.
MATT : So, is it what you expected?
DALIA : Ow. No. Not at all. Ow. Would you like me to lead?
MATT : Aren't you?
SLY : Oh yeah. And that song was dedicated to Glenn Roberts, a very close friend of mine who
      owns a very hot Ferrari -- which I've driven. So, if any of you babes want to know what
      it's like, come on up and I'll tell you about it.
GLENN : I could use some air. How about you?
TIFFANI : Good idea.
JAKE : Hey, Garrison. What's going on?
MATT : Uh, we're at the prom?
JAKE : Yeah, I know. Look, you guys were so happy before -- I mean, stupid happy. So I
       figured maybe I was missing the point. I even got dressed.
MATT : Nice touch.
JAKE : Yeah. I don't mind going formal every now and then.
MATT : I don't know where Tiffani is.
JAKE : Who? Oh, Tiff, yeah. Maybe I'll go look around for her, or something. I'll see you by
       the punch bowl.
GLENN : I'm glad you let me bring you to your prom. Thank you.
TIFFANI : No. Thank you -- it's wonderful. Oh, and I think we're even now.
GLENN : Yeah, well, maybe I'll have my gall bladder out so I can thank you again.
GLENN : Y'know I'd really do it if it meant I could spend more time with you.
TIFFANI : But...why?
GLENN : I'm in love with you, Tiffani.
TIFFANI : No. I'm sorry. I can't.
GLENN : But you already did. It was amazing.
TIFFANI : But I shouldn't have. I have a boyfriend.
GLENN : Well, maybe you should do something about that.
TIFFANI : I don't want to. I love Jake.
GLENN : Well, he obviously doesn't love you as much as you love him.
TIFFANI : Excuse me?
GLENN : If you were my girlfriend, I'd never let another guy take you out.
TIFFANI : You creep! You didn't want to thank me. You wanted to break us up.
GLENN : Okay, I admit it. And, I realize that it wasn't the most honest way to do it. But I had
         to. I love you, Tiffani.
TIFFANI : You don't know anything about love. You can't just buy it with Ferraris and gowns
          and dead roses.
GLENN : What dead roses?
TIFFANI : You blew it, Glenn. And so did I.
GLENN : I'm sorry, Tiffani. Wait.
TIFFANI : Don't follow me. Just go home -- it's over.
TONY : No, no, no, look. For the last time. I didn't call you 'baby' as a sexually demeaning
        thing. It's just something I say. Now can we please dance?
MONA : Look, I told you. I am not a good dancer.
TONY : That's okay. I'll teach you, baby.
MONA : There! You said it again!
MATT : I'm sorry. I'm doing the best I can. I didn't know you had blisters.
DALIA : Well, I didn't before tonight.
TONY : Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
ALL : Switch!!!
TONY : Shall we dance, baby?
DALIA : Lead on.
MATT : Would you care not to dance with me?
MONA : I'd love not to dance.
MATT : Hey, Sam! How's it going? Are you having a good time?
SAM : Well, I wasn't at first. But I finally figured it out. Watch: So, do you guys really think I'm
      the most beautiful girl on earth?
HAJI : Yes.
SAM : I'm having a blast.
MATT : Hey, Tiff. Where's Glenn?
TIFFANI : He's gone.
SAM : What happened, Tiff? Did he try to make a move on you?
TIFFANI : Kind of.
SAM : What a jerk!
MATT : What a rat!
SLY : He didn't take away the gig, did he?
TIFFANI : No.
SLY : What a great guy!
MATT : Oh I'm sorry, Tiff. Hey, did you see Jake?
TIFFANI : Jake is here?
MATT : Yeah. He went out looking for you.
TIFFANI : Oh, no!
JAKE : Hey.
TIFFANI : Changed your mind about coming, huh?
TIFFANI : Jake, I have to tell you something.
JAKE : I saw you kissing him.
TIFFANI : Oh... I'm sorry. I didn't plan to -- it just happened.
JAKE : I believe you.
TIFFANI : Are you mad?
JAKE : Yeah. Mostly at myself.
TIFFANI : Why? I'm the one who messed up. You were right about Glenn the whole time.
JAKE : You see those two sandpipers over there?
TIFFANI : The birds?
JAKE : Yeah. I've been watching them for awhile. And at first I thought the big one was stupid
       because he keeps digging up food and letting the small one eat it. And then I realized
       maybe he was just helping her out... because he loves her. I should have taken you to
       the prom, Tiffani.
TIFFANI : No. The little sandpiper's wrong. She shouldn't let the big one get all of her food.
           It's not fair.
JAKE : We should've listened to Sam. We should've gone to the prom for half the night...
TIFFANI : ...And the movies for the other half.
TIFFANI : So what do we do now?
JAKE : I don't know. We could just pretend the whole thing never happened.
TIFFANI : Could you do that?
TIFFANI : I love you, Jake.
JAKE : I love you, too. But I just can't shake the image of you kissing him.
TIFFANI : I'm sorry.
JAKE : Yeah. Me, too.
TIFFANI : I don't want to lose you.
JAKE : I can't help it. It's the way I am.
TIFFANI : So, I guess we're breaking up then, huh?
SLY : There you are! Come on! The post Prom Party can't start without you! Come on! Let's
      go!
SLY : Come on, come on, come on.
MATT : You guys okay?
SLY : They're fine. Just say, "Let's do it" and do it.
MATT : Okay. Let's do it. One, two, three, four.

(MUSIC CUE : "WHAT WILL I DO WITH MY HEART"
SAM : SO MANY PLACES TO GO NOW
      SO MANY PEOPLE FOR ME TO KNOW
DON'T EVEN HAVE TIME FOR MISSIN YOU
THERE'S JUST SO MUCH TO DO
SAM/MATT : IT'S HARD LIVIN WITHOUT YOU
SAM : HAD IT FIGURED OUT
RIGHT FROM THE START
FROM MORNIN TILL NIGHT
SAM/MATT : THERE'S SO MUCH FOR ME TO DO
SAM : BUT WHAT WILL I DO WITH MY HEART
SAM/MATT/TONY : HEY
SAM : YOU KNOW ME
MATT/TONY : YOU KNOW ME
SAM : I CAN REALLY BE PRETTY SMART
AND NOW
SAM/MATT/TONY : YOU CAN SEE
   WHY LOSIN YOU WILL TEAR ME ARART
SAM : IT'S HARD LIVIN WITHOUT YOU
HAD IT FIGURED OUT
TONY/MATT : AAHH AHH
SAM/TONY/MATT : RIGHT FROM THE START
TONY/MATT : OOOH OOOH
SAM : FROM MORNIN TILL NIGHT
THERE'S SO MUCH FOR ME TO DO
BUT WHAT WILL I DO WITH MY HEART)

MATT : Thank you. It's been quite a prom night. Before we play our next tune, I'd like to share
        some great news with you. The "California Dreams" will be playing on Catalina Island       
        for the entire summer.
MATT : So come on out and see us.
MATT : Let's do it. One, two, three, four...

-THE END-