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Off the Top of My Head
The home page of this Psycho-Babble.

Off the Top of My Head, Vol. V #1
Click to view the first "Rant" that ran from 6/4/98 through 7/1/98 at the top of Michael's Tripod Homepage. Witness Michael's comments about his page, a little bit about people he knows, and see him mocking that after five years his decision to relearn HTML!

Off the Top of My Head, Vol. V #2
Up next? The second rant, still "BEFORE" Michael decided to rename it the internet version of "Off the Top of My Head". Witness Michael's psycho-babble about absoultely NOTHING! WOO!

Well, you know... I've done it... I've finally done it. After months and months and then years... I've decided to get off my sorry little butt and re-learn HTML. Sure, this is primitive right now (with the help of those wonderful folks at TRIPOD, no less... I love you guys, I really do], but still what is to come may actually be pretty nifty. Over the course of the summer months I hope to add my Tape Trading List, NPW (Roleplaying) stuff, as well as make this page something special. I'm a busy guy, mind you... and real life comes first. This is just something to keep me from doing what I'm SUPPOSED to be doing, see? =)

Now that you know what I have ALL planned out for my worthless life... I'd like to introduce myself:

I'm Michael Martin Langan II (the Second, as if the first wasn't BAD enough). I'm 5'11 1/2 and weigh about 169 pounds. I collect tapes, toys, comics, ideas, and various other bizarre things. I watch wrestling and cartoons. I'm into comedy and for some reason I tend to be sarcastic, loud, and come off to those of you who don't UNDERSTAND sarcasm as "obnoxious." I also work at Winn-Dixie. Currently moving "up" in the world there after not even two months to Cashier and I even recieved "Most Curtious Associate of the Month" this past week... wow. (You can die laughing right HERE) I'll talk to anyone, no matter the walk of life, the sexuality, anything... although, I'm not "into" those sorts of things. I have friends who are gay, bisexual, mentally screwed up (then again, what teenager isn't?), intelligent, stupid, hyperactive, and just down right weird. There. Now that you know more about me and the friends I keep than my whole family, I think I can trust you... or something.

Okay, now that you've READ this (you did READ this, didn't you?... Lazy bums...) search and shift through the rubble that is my pathetic page, alright? E-Mail me to tell me what you think, or if you want to discuss any or all of my favorite topics. Sound like fun? I thought not... well--- do it anyway!


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