Michael's Navigator O' Schlock
Michael's Tape List �Come on! No self respecting WWF Rat bastard leaves home without one!�
Michael's Want List
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Sure, Michael's got tapes, but what is he LOOKING for?�
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Send mail to the psycho behind this!�
NPW
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The homepage of Northeastern Pro Wrestling!�
World's Coolest�
Michael takes on the life that is booking for the World Wrestling Federation.�
Poll
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Who is the most underrated wrestler in the U.S.? Your vote counts--- or something.�
Off the Top of My Head�
Michael Babbles endlessly about--- things.�
Poems�
Poetry from the Oddest Man on the Planet.�
Stories�
The odd (fictious) ideas that Michael ACTUALLY writes down... I can't get institutionalized for this, can I?�
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Sign the Guestbook! YEAH!�
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Places I guarantee you are not more interesting than
I... sure, I ripped that from Scott--- but STILL!�
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As you look at the page before you, you may be thinking any number of things. For instance... "How the hell did I get here?" or perhaps the ever popular "WHAT THE FUCK?!? Where's the back button?!?! HELP ME! NO! NO! NO!!!" ... or even, if by some chance you CHOSE to come here "Ummm... what is this?" well, before I link you to the stuff on this section of my page, perhaps I should TELL you (you think?).
Off the Top of My Head was a way for me to waste my time and say things to myself (and I think inadvertently tell others what I thought and felt) all while watching those ever wonderful school hours dwindle by. Since my Eighth grade year (the year I conjured this sucker up... about THREE years ago), I've done maybe four or five different volumes. The most recent volume was this past year during school, and ALSO happens to be the ONLY ones I still have. Wow.
Since, I've evolved Off the Top of My Head abit. Even the ones I'll write this COMING school year shall appear as apart of Volume Five here on this very page. Wow. Also, I've started doing different sorts of "reviews" in conjunction with Off the Top of My Head. I review BOTH wrestling show (ak... scary... I WATCH WRESTLING. Wow) and the one I've found to be pretty spiffy--- Movies.
Remember, that these pages are not endorsed in any shape, form, or fashion by any of the movies or studios or wrestling organizations or whatnot. Okay? Okay... now go little one. Be afraid.
Off the Top of My Head, Vol. V #1
Click to view the first "Rant" that ran from 6/4/98 through 7/1/98 at the top of the page. Witness my comments about my page, a little bit about people I know, and me mocking that after five years I've decided to relearn HTML!
Off the Top of My Head, Vol. V #2
The second rant, still "BEFORE" I decided to rename it the internet version of "Off the Top of My Head". Witness my psycho-babble about absoultely NOTHING! WOO!
Off the Top of My Head, Vol. V #3
The first official "Off the Top of My Head" on the internet. Oddly enough, the people I know only FROM the internet have offered MONEY for psychiatric treatment after this rant. Wow.
Off the Top of My Head, Vol. V #4
This sucks, don't click. But the whole point of OTTOMH (sucking or not) is to log all of the thoughts you have, even if they're unemotional and nothing. Alas... next time I'll be pissed about something... I hope.
Off the Top of My Head, Vol. V #5
Oh my God! They'll kill Michael... some people will after this, anywayz...
Off the Top of My Head, Vol. V #6
It's not up YET, but I've already got plans for it... I still to print out #4 and wipe my ass with it... but alas...
There's Something About Mary
What did MICHAEL think of the Farlley-Stiller-Diaz Romantic-Comedy? Hmmm. First review written for this. (Viewed:07/23/98)
(Jane Austen's) Mafia!
A spoof of the Godfather perhaps a few years too late for a good amount of box office power, but comedywise... does it have enough to be a funny movie? (Viewed:07/27/98)
Bulworth
Was the well reviewed Bulworth worth the hype? Find out what MICHAEL thinks... or not. (Viewed:07/30/98)
Ever After
Hmmm... Drew Barymore.... [drool here] --- oh, sorry. Was there something I was supposed to write about here? A movie? Really? I didn't know she did those things... isn't she still a little young? (Viewed:08/04/98)
BASEketball
The South Park creators try their hand and acting in a damn fine comedy. How this movie wasn't EVEN in the top ten movies the weekend it opened is BEYOND me. Where did those people go? Are they dead? Geez. So--- what did Michael think? (Viewed:08/07/98)
Current wrestling show reviews. Still in the planning process and some cooler stuff to follow... honest!
WWF Shotgun, Weekend of 7/11/98
WWF Shotgun, Weekend of 7/18/98 NOT UP! AK!
WWF Shotgun, Weekend of 7/25/98 NOT UP! AK!
WWF Shotgun, Weekend of 8/1/98 NOT UP! AK!
WWF Shotgun, Weekend of 8/8/98 NOT UP! AK!
More to come!
If you, like many of those before you, believe that Michael M. Langan II needs some sort of mental help (and believe me, many have wanted to know if I was getting proper "treatment" after reading some of my OTTOMHs. =P) or, you just want to bitch out his disection of the movies or wrestling shows--- SCREW YOU!!!
Oh... sorry, anywayz, you can e-mail him at[email protected]