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The History of the Award:

Signage is always a fun part of being a wrestling spectator (perhaps a fun part of being a wrestler as well). The best sign ever was seen at an ECW event, at the Elks Lodge in Queens, New York (woo hoo!). 'I LIKE POTATO SALAD'. It was personal, yet humorous, it told us a lot about the sign holder (?) but most importantly, it was completely non sequitur.

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From Raw is War 03/08/99:
pokeman.jpg (7065 bytes) (POKEMON): SUCK IT

Honorable Mention:  I dig this one.  Pretty cute.

From Raw is War 03/01/99:
sign024.jpg (6430 bytes) I'M HUNG

Winner:  Hey, shout out to Hung Lo international porno star.  I didn't know he was a wrestling fan...

From Raw is War 02/15/99:
sign013.jpg (16821 bytes) HOLD THIS SIGN I GOTTA GO DOO-DOO

Winner:  You know, that's just crass.  You don't have to tell everyone, just go.  But make sure you do it in the bathroom.

sign009.jpg (8373 bytes) EAT MORE POSSUM

First Runner-Up:  Why?  Is it high in vitamins and minerals??

From St. Valentines Day Massacre 02/14/99:
sign01.jpg (8054 bytes) I WANT PMS

Winner: This one wins because it's my way of  wishing PMS upon the sign-holder.  There are some things you just don't joke about!  -- ehh... I'm ok...

From Raw is War 02/13/99:
sign002.jpg (11657 bytes) MY ARMS ARE TIRED

Winner: What can I tell ya, I got a thing for signs that tell me a bit about the sign-holder.

sign006.jpg (9981 bytes) SEXUAL CHUTNEY

First Runner-Up: Good satire lies in being able to sufficiently mock catch phrases without relying on the obvious.

sign001.jpg (10703 bytes) PUDGY 3:16

Second Runner-Up: "Roll, Jelly Roll!!!"  I just wanna tug it, how about you guys??

 

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