"I am not now a blind cleric"
Jon Carroll's very amusing thoughts on the DoJ's new terrorism prevention strategy.
"the pen and pencil set is yours to keep"
WMD Primer:
Nuclear
use your favorite educational institution or ex's house as ground zero for a simulated nuke!
suggested by Noodleboy.
Know Your
Unix System Administrator
a field guide
Machine Room Operations
yup, pretty much how things run around here
Alice In Unixland
if Lewis Carroll had been a systems analyst
the International Obfuscated C Code Contest Home Page
"The judges and winners are not responsible for the laws of physics, the compositeness of
2^11 -1, eye strain, or the corruption of the programming of the impressionable."
how to shoot yourself in the foot with a variety of programming languages.
some safety data concerning ethanol.
The Entity Called
The Engineer
Microsoft
Tests Nuclear Device
We Are Microsoft.
Resistance Is Futile.
You Will Be Assimilated.
T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. Project
Tests With Inorganic Noxious Kakes In Extreme Situations
380 Ways to Freak Out Your Roommate
(part I of II)
yeah, these should do the trick...
380 Ways To Freak Out Your Roommate
(part II of II)
first set of 200 didn't work? here's
some more.
Ways To Confuse Your Professors
like they need help
Ways to Confuse Your Students
the prof's revenge
Physics 122 Exam
humorous given the folks involved, at least.
best ways to bomb a final
more wit and wisdom, courtesy of TrevorDoom
(an in-house favorite)
Goth Pick-Up Lines
of course, i really wouldn't want to date someone these would work on.
more bad
pick-up lines.
same qualifier as the goth lines above.
Standard Fire Orders
revised
The Straight
to Hell Drinking Game
not for the faint of heart or low of tolerance
War In The Mideast: A Drinking Game
with very minor modification, will work for any televised war, conflict, peacekeeping mission, etc...
Star Trek:
The Next Generation Canonical Drinking Game
incidentally, it's also _very_ playable
The PanGalactic
Gargle Blaster, Terran Version
drink...but...very...carefully...