"No ma'am, we at the FBI do not have a sense of humor that we're aware of."
- Tommy Lee Jones, Men in Black



CIA Ministry of Covert Operations


"I am not now a blind cleric"
Jon Carroll's very amusing thoughts on the DoJ's new terrorism prevention strategy.
"the pen and pencil set is yours to keep"


WMD Primer: Nuclear
use your favorite educational institution or ex's house as ground zero for a simulated nuke!
suggested by Noodleboy.


Know Your Unix System Administrator
a field guide


Machine Room Operations
yup, pretty much how things run around here


Alice In Unixland
if Lewis Carroll had been a systems analyst


the International Obfuscated C Code Contest Home Page
"The judges and winners are not responsible for the laws of physics, the compositeness of 2^11 -1, eye strain, or the corruption of the programming of the impressionable."


how to shoot yourself in the foot with a variety of programming languages.


If Operating Systems Were Beers...


troubleshooting a night at the bar


some safety data concerning ethanol.


The Entity Called The Engineer


Microsoft Tests Nuclear Device
We Are Microsoft.
Resistance Is Futile.
You Will Be Assimilated.


T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. Project
Tests With Inorganic Noxious Kakes In Extreme Situations


The Americans With No Abilities Act


380 Ways to Freak Out Your Roommate
(part I of II)
yeah, these should do the trick...


380 Ways To Freak Out Your Roommate
(part II of II)
first set of 200 didn't work? here's some more.


Ways To Confuse Your Professors
like they need help


Ways to Confuse Your Students
the prof's revenge


Physics 122 Exam
humorous given the folks involved, at least.


best ways to bomb a final
more wit and wisdom, courtesy of TrevorDoom
(an in-house favorite)

You Might Be Goth If...


Goth Pick-Up Lines
of course, i really wouldn't want to date someone these would work on.


more bad pick-up lines.
same qualifier as the goth lines above.


Standard Fire Orders
revised


The Straight to Hell Drinking Game
not for the faint of heart or low of tolerance


War In The Mideast: A Drinking Game
with very minor modification, will work for any televised war, conflict, peacekeeping mission, etc...


Star Trek: The Next Generation Canonical Drinking Game
incidentally, it's also _very_ playable


The PanGalactic Gargle Blaster, Terran Version
drink...but...very...carefully...



enough already...get me out of here