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News and Updates

June 25, 2001
Nope, I never thought I would update again either. Okay get this. I just got back from the beach, and I brought back tons of wonderful beach photos with me. Go look at them in all their splendour.

December 8, 2000
Breanne insists I update the site even though I have nothing to update it with. She is a firm believer in the fact that I have hidden pictures stashed away somewhere just waiting to be put up. I think she's crazy, and this concludes my wonderful update.

Okay, now she wants me to discuss how I met all my wonderful Purcellville Baptist quizzing friends. I started quizzing with Eastern Pennsylvania this quiz year and I met lots of great quizzing friends. It was a very joyous occasion that I will treasure for the rest of my life. So then, *this* concludes my spiffy update.

She's still not satisfied. She wants me to discuss it in detail. Breanne has long brown hair and glasses. She's my co-capn'. Now, she's complaining about being referred to as "co-capn'" From now on, I will refer to her as co-captain. She's a darn good quizzer. Unless you ask her.

Now I'm to talk about Kristin. She's my co-co-capn', and since she's not here to yell at me, we'll just go with that. I'm told she has really light brown hair that is also long, and she does not have glasses, but contacts! My goodness! Very exciting! If she just studied more, she'd probably be a very excellent quizzer too. She does a great Joey impression. Ask her to show you sometime.

Now I'm to talk about Ryan. Ryan is quite the character. He's a tickle crazy maniac. He is just about the best quizzer I know, and he's very stunning in a suit, although he won't let you hug him. He's obsessed with Perfect Dark, but he won't admit it. Once he made me a scrumptious sandwich, and I very much appreciated it.

My word this is getting lengthy. Now I'm to talk about Becky. She's my co-co-co-capn'. Woah nelly, so many co-s. She has long blonde hair. My team has a lot of hair, as you may have noticed. Everyone is so so proud of her for getting her first question right at the last quiz. She is pretty cool because she likes Banjo-Kazooie.

This is going to take ALL evening. Now I'm supposed to talk about Janine. She is at least as odd as her brother Ryan, though she doesn't tickle me, which I appreciate. She never made me a sandwich either. But I guess I won't hold that against her. She is an expert when it comes to making cranky faces. She employs this skill liberally. Breanne doesn't know her middle name, so I will refrain from discussing it.

Mrs. Gleason is our wonderful quizzing coach person. She graciously gives up her home to us before every quiz so we can party hearty. She also asks us loads of questions at every quiz practice even when we are punks and talk a lot. She also drove all the way back to a church building just to get an ape that she didn't even find. Now that is a kind person.

Bah! Now I must discuss Allison. Hopefully this one is the last. Allison is Kristin's younger sister. She's not on my team but she's still pretty cool. She is a big Smash brothers fan. She steals innovative ideas from me from time to time. She's real good at memorizing key verses and jumps like an antelope. If you could only meet one Allison in your lifetime, she would be a good candidate.

John is another quizzer fellow. He is a cutie. Breanne's words, not mine. Don't you get any weird ideas. He can always be found around another fine fellow named Josh. He's got lots of freckles, an aspect of him I'm particularly fond of. He's real good at quizzing but it's hard to tell at the practices because other bums hog all the questions.

Gasp! I'm done. Now I can stop this weird weird update.

June 30, 2000
David's friend Paul just visited, and with him came a wonderful digital camera. Go check out the new afro photo shoot. It is far superior to the last one and consists of a whopping 50 photos. There's some new photos of David and Daniel, plus some new miscellaneous and multiple people ones too, but they are nothing next to the afro shoot. Go check it out.

November 18, 1999
I've added loads of pictures from my birthday party! Most of them are very slick! You should thank my good friend Ben Barber for taking the pictures with his snazzy new camera.

March 13, 2000
I uploaded those pictures I spoke of. They look kinda funny cause Ben Barber's scanner was dirty, but they're better than nothing. You'll have to go hunting for the ones that are new.

March 6, 2000
Nope, no new poems yet. I know, it's been a while. Well don't get your hopes up, it doesn't seem like I'm going to be writing anything in the near future. But I am planning to put up some new pictures soon if I will just stop being lazy and do it. Hang in there.

December 7, 1999
I just added around 38 pictures. And a new pictures section: The worlds manliest photo shoot. Check it out.

December 7, 1999
I just found some scanned poetry that I didn't even know I had. How weird is that. I added it to the scanned poetry section.

November 18, 1999
I've added loads of pictures from my birthday party! Most of them are very slick! You should thank my good friend  Ben Barber for taking the pictures with his snazzy new camera.

September 2, 1999
It's done! I finished my epic! It's about 7,500 words! So go read it!

June 30, 1999
I finished all of the new updates! Finally! It took forever! Go look at all the pictures now, I worked really hard on them. I'm about to add a links section too, but I think it will be really small.

June 27, 1999
At last, Andrew and I finished our new poem, the sequel to Bacon. It's called Sausage, and it's wonderful, so  go read it now.

Right now I'm in the process of adding a pictures section to this web page. It's taking a while because I don't enjoy making it too much, but it'll be lots of fun when it's done. Also, it's slowing me down that Fortunecity just changed everything around on their servers and now nothing works. I hope I'll finish soon, so just be patiant and read Sausage a lot. And don't try going to the pictures section, cause it won't work.

June 14, 1999
Woah Momma, it's been forever since I've updated. But hey, it's not my fault, there haven't been any more poems finished! I still haven't written much more of my epic poem, and I haven't seen Andrew forever so our poem isn't getting anywhere. When a poem is finished I'll put it here though!

May 18, 1999
I wrote more of my epic poem. It's got about 300 rhymes so far. Woah baby. Sooner or later Andrew and I are going to finish our new poem too.

May 5, 1999
I've got news that'll get you dancing in your socks! I wrote 700 words of my new poem yesterday! I tried writing more today but everything I thought just turned out sounding stupid. I guess it's cause I'm sick. I'll try writing again as soon as I'm healthy.

May 3, 1999
I think I should put something in that empty space over on the left. But I can't think what. I'm not changing this site as much as I thought I was going to. I think I'll just keep it nice and simple.

May 2, 1999
I'm still going to change a bunch of stuff on this site, but right now it's almost Monday so I have to do school work. I'll work on it as soon as I'm able. And then I'll try to make my web site really famous so eventually somebody will be reading this.

Also, Andrew and I started a brand new poem this morning. Our progress was very slow, but at least we have a name and some wonderful lines. I also wrote more with my buddy Luke, but I think we only thought of one line. And I still haven't written more of my great epic poem. Just hang in there.

May 1, 1999
I'm trying to make this site look slicker, so I'm changing some stuff. Don't laugh too hard if you get here while I'm in the middle of changing something.

May 1, 1999
Great scott! This site has had ten hits! That is Amazing! And none of them were me! Everybody should thank my buddy Ben Barber, he was six of the hits!

There isn't really any spiffy news or updates right now I just thought I'd update the site for the heck of it. I'm coming kind of slow on my new poem. But I think I'll write more soon. And you wanna know a secret? There's actually another poem in the works by me and my buddy Luke! I won't tell you what it's about, but it's just about the best thing that you can write a poem on! And don't worry, it's not Point of Grace!

April 29, 1999
I got this great suggestion that I should make the font size bigger and I agreed. I hope it's not too big now. But the bigger the merrier, eh? Right?

Also I'd like to encourage everybody to read the poem  To Puppy Hell With Duffy! At first I was reluctant to let people read it because it seems so hateful to my brother's dog. But that all changed when that son of a gun bit me in the butt today for no reason!! I'm rather angered!

April 29, 1999
I guess I was right about those two poem's dates all along. I can't remember much of a reason why I thought I was wrong.

Yesterday Andrew and I talked about a subject for our next poem but we didn't think of anything. Doh.

April 28, 1999
Okay, at the moment, I'm very confused. I've been trying to find the dates that the first two poems Andrew and I wrote were completed. I was sure that the day before  Bacon was written we'd gone to see the movie Rush Hour, and I found the ticket stubs, and according to that it was written October 11. But I also thought that in the morning of the same day we saw the movie the events of The Giant Disaster took place. But I found an e-mail that says that those things happened in November. So anyway, I'm very confused right now. Don't take those dates too seriously for the time being. I'll find out more as soon as I can.

April 28, 1999
After sifting through countless old old e-mails, I discovered the long lost date of writing of  Larry the Possum! Now every poem has a date, and I feel much better.

April 28, 1999
I'm currently working on writing a poem about my recent sleepover at my buddy Ben's house. So you think The Giant Disaster was long, eh? So far this poem is almost twice as long. And I've still got a long way to go. In fact, it's so huge I'm going to divide it into chapters so it won't seem quit as big and threatening.

April 28, 1999
I found the long lost date of writing for the poem Bacon! Woohoo!

April 27, 1999
I created the web page! That's quite an update, I'd say! When new poems get written I'll put them on this page.