T h e P i l s n e
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Con was staying in a tiny hotel in
a small African country and decided to play a round of golf at the local club
course. He was assigned a caddie who carried the bag over one shoulder and a
gun over the other. Con, a little unsettled by seeing the rifle, hooked his
first tee shot into the rough. When he went to take his second shot, an
alligator charged him, but quick as a flash, the caddie shot the animal dead in
his tracks. On the second tee, Con again drove into the rough, where a lion
darted out to attack him. Once again, the caddie shot in the nick of time. On
the third hole, Con's iron shot faded right and rolled into some mud right next
to a sleeping Rhino. Con looked expectantly at his caddie, who made no move to
unshoulder the rifle. "Aren't you going to take care of the Rhino?" asked
Con. The caddie shook his head, "You a 10 handicap…no get extra shots on
easy par 3."