In The Dark
A priest, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

Engineer: "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!"

Doctor: "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!"

Priest: "Hey, here comes the greenskeeper. Let's have a word with him."

Priest: "Say, George, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"

George: "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."

The group was silent for a moment.

Priest: "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."

Doctor: "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them."

Engineer: "Why can't these guys play at night?"

A Better Seat
A guy named Matthew receives a free ticket to the World Cup Finals from his company. Unfortunately, when Matthew arrives at the stadium, he realizes the seat is in the last row in the corner of the stadium.

About halfway through the first quarter, Matthew notices an empty seat 10 rows off the field. He decides to take a chance and makes his way through the stadium and around the security guards to the empty seat. As he sits down, he asks the gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?"

The man says, "No."

Now, very excited to be in such a great seat for the game, Matthew again inquires of the man next to him, "This is incredible! Who in their right mind would have a seat like this and not use it?"

The man replies, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first game we haven't been together since we got married in l967."

"Well, that's really sad," says Matthew, "But still, couldn't you find someone to take the seat, like a relative or close friend?"

"No", the man replies, "They're all at the funeral."

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